Political Jokes of our time

[Dog_ger]

Julia Gillard was being driven by her chauffeured driven vehicle from the river land back to Canberra.

When all of a sudden a cow appeared on the road out of nowhere....

"Smack" The limo hit the cow full on.

The driver stopping immediately, running back to see if anything could be done.

Unfortunately the poor cow was squished on the road and nothing could be done...

Julia says to the driver, "Well you were driving, you must go back to the farm and tell the farmer what has happened."

One hour passes.

Two hours pass.

Five hours pass when the driver makes it back to the PM.

Where have you been? What on earth took you so long!

Well Madam PM. When I told the farmer I was Julia Gillards limo driver, and I have just run over the cow and killed her....

The farmers' wife made me a fabulous feast for dinner.

The farmer brought out 5 litres of his finest scotch whiskey.

And I was permitted to make love to his three daughters.....

[Media Park]

That's a good one Dog_Ger!!! Love it!!!

[EB53]

Julia Gillard !!

[Q.]

About 28 seconds in

[Booney]

LMFAO Q. That's GOLD.

When the reporter says "Your not saying anything Tony"....he just keeps nodding. HAHA

[Q.]

LMFAO Q. That's GOLD.

When the reporter says "Your not saying anything Tony"....he just keeps nodding. HAHA

I wonder how many seconds he was from having his brain explode

[Sky Pilot]

classic!

[Media Park]

Nice SP!

[Q.]

Timeless classic:

[Jimmy]

Anyone got the photo of hawke getting hit in the head in a cricket game?

[Mr Beefy]

Anyone got the photo of hawke getting hit in the head in a cricket game?

This one has 'em both

[Jimmy]

Did he top edge it? Terrible shot!

[wycbloods]

classic!

I do like that one.

[straight talker]

the labor government. gillard/swan/combet oh and the two puppets oakshott and windsor! oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................

[Sky Pilot]

the labor government. gillard/swan/combet oh and the two puppets oakshott and windsor! oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................

you also forgot numbnuts leftie Doug Cameron, rudely obnoxious deficient in social skills Anthony Albanese, arrogance inc. Penny Wong and the really silly minister for hiding in a corner and being told to shut the f*** up Midnight Oil

[straight talker]

also the governor generals son in law billy shorten.

[Leaping Lindner]

SA's own (and aren't we proud!) Cory Bernardi thinking he knows more about climate change than the top scientific minds in the country...oh wait. That's not a joke. That's real.

[straight talker]

he would know as much as gillard/combet/wong and swan thats for sure.

[cripple]

the labor government. gillard/swan/combet oh and the two puppets oakshott and windsor! oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................

And yet again another thread is corrupted by someones hate for the Labor party. Get over it and actually try to find something funny and original.

[Sky Pilot]

okay - here's what's funny. How can normal educated hardworking (employed tax payers) family people continue to believe in these elected representatives running the Labor Party. They are a complete joke - surely? How can they be defended? Look at this morning's polls and you will see what is a huge "Political Joke of our Time" as per the thread title. The country is $90billion in debt and borrowing $100million a day to survive. Duhhhhhh!