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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:34 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Booney wrote:Not just me, most of the players too.



Wow, that was a ******* shambles...

What's more laughable, her 'performance' or how plastic she looks?[/quote]

They're in LA...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:21 pm

Booney wrote:Americans, guns, my Twitter exchanges with some of them about it. :lol:

Gun muppet - You need an armed populace to avoid being run over by a dictatorship.

Me - Yeah, unarmed populace like Australia and Britain have suffered because of it.

Another gun muppet - Australia's crime rate went up 300% when they banned guns..

:lol:


Yeh they are worried about their own government going rogue.
I'm pretty sure a government with 10,000 nuclear warheads isn't going to be concerned by a population that can have guns when ol Donald goes rogue
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:25 pm

yep that ship has sailed
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:13 am

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:17 am

Don't know if this makes me laugh or cry but I have 116 applicants for a factory job in under 24 hours :shock:

But according to Jay unemployment is at a good level
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:20 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.


Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:21 am

The Ash Man wrote:Don't know if this makes me laugh or cry but I have 116 applicants for a factory job in under 24 hours :shock:

But according to Jay unemployment is at a good level


How many were automated responses through seek?

I believe you can set up a profile and any key word such as "factory" comes up your resume is automatically sent.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:24 am

Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.


Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:41 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.


Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".


Hot bloke in short shorts and singlet to desperate house wife at 10am with nothing to do until 3pm school run :

"Hey *insert name here* you are looking fabulous, look how tight those glutes are, really seeing this hard work pay off. Now, how about we get that jacket off and get you warmed up"

Be dripping like a ****** fridge.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:43 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.


Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".

I know a PT (his wife’s one too) and he’s told me he’s been hit on numerous times by clients - most are married themselves.
Ah, to be single again with no morals & a PT’s certificate...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:46 am

Spargo wrote:Ah, to be single again with no morals & a PT’s certificate...


**** being single in today's world.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:47 am

Booney wrote:
Hot bloke in short shorts and singlet to desperate house wife at 10am with nothing to do until 3pm school run :

"Hey *insert name here* you are looking fabulous, look how tight those glutes are, really seeing this hard work pay off. Now, how about we get that jacket off and get you warmed up"

Be dripping like a ****** fridge.

Reminds me of a movie I seen once, well more so a skit.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby norwood8 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:05 am

Things you see on Facebook!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:06 am

norwood8 wrote:Things you see on Facebook!

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Cool, was thinking of dropping some tomato plants.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:43 am

Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Don't know if this makes me laugh or cry but I have 116 applicants for a factory job in under 24 hours :shock:

But according to Jay unemployment is at a good level


How many were automated responses through seek?

I believe you can set up a profile and any key word such as "factory" comes up your resume is automatically sent.


Easily avoided when you ask a for a minimum 1 paragraph cover letter! B-)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:59 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.


Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".


Hot bloke in short shorts and singlet to desperate house wife at 10am with nothing to do until 3pm school run :

"Hey *insert name here* you are looking fabulous, look how tight those glutes are, really seeing this hard work pay off. Now, how about we get that jacket off and get you warmed up"

Be dripping like a ****** fridge.

and 30 minutes later, ****** like a dripping fridge...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:19 am

Carey’s 4am posts.... some Gold there.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:41 am

Corona Man wrote:Carey’s 4am posts.... some Gold there.

Was there an edition overnight?

Id be staggered if there was any 4am posts tomorrow morning....but stranger things
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:44 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Carey’s 4am posts.... some Gold there.

Was there an edition overnight?

Id be staggered if there was any 4am posts tomorrow morning....but stranger things

Check the ammo threads mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:25 am

Well it did make more sense than most.

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