Things that make you laugh

[MW]

Not just me, most of the players too.

Wow, that was a ******* shambles...

What's more laughable, her 'performance' or how plastic she looks?[/quote]

They're in LA...

[The Ash Man]

Americans, guns, my Twitter exchanges with some of them about it.

Gun muppet - You need an armed populace to avoid being run over by a dictatorship.

Me - Yeah, unarmed populace like Australia and Britain have suffered because of it.

Another gun muppet - Australia's crime rate went up 300% when they banned guns..

Yeh they are worried about their own government going rogue.
I'm pretty sure a government with 10,000 nuclear warheads isn't going to be concerned by a population that can have guns when ol Donald goes rogue

[bennymacca]

yep that ship has sailed

[Lightning McQueen]

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.

[The Ash Man]

Don't know if this makes me laugh or cry but I have 116 applicants for a factory job in under 24 hours

But according to Jay unemployment is at a good level

[Dutchy]

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.

Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

[Booney]

Don't know if this makes me laugh or cry but I have 116 applicants for a factory job in under 24 hours

But according to Jay unemployment is at a good level

How many were automated responses through seek?

I believe you can set up a profile and any key word such as "factory" comes up your resume is automatically sent.

[Lightning McQueen]

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.

Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".

[Booney]

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.

Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".

Hot bloke in short shorts and singlet to desperate house wife at 10am with nothing to do until 3pm school run :

"Hey *insert name here* you are looking fabulous, look how tight those glutes are, really seeing this hard work pay off. Now, how about we get that jacket off and get you warmed up"

Be dripping like a ****** fridge.

[Spargo]

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.

Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".

I know a PT (his wife’s one too) and he’s told me he’s been hit on numerous times by clients - most are married themselves.
Ah, to be single again with no morals & a PT’s certificate...

[Booney]

Ah, to be single again with no morals & a PT’s certificate...

**** being single in today's world.

[Lightning McQueen]

Hot bloke in short shorts and singlet to desperate house wife at 10am with nothing to do until 3pm school run :

"Hey *insert name here* you are looking fabulous, look how tight those glutes are, really seeing this hard work pay off. Now, how about we get that jacket off and get you warmed up"

Be dripping like a ****** fridge.

Reminds me of a movie I seen once, well more so a skit.

[norwood8]

Things you see on Facebook!

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[Lightning McQueen]

Things you see on Facebook!

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Cool, was thinking of dropping some tomato plants.

[The Ash Man]

Don't know if this makes me laugh or cry but I have 116 applicants for a factory job in under 24 hours

But according to Jay unemployment is at a good level

How many were automated responses through seek?

I believe you can set up a profile and any key word such as "factory" comes up your resume is automatically sent.

Easily avoided when you ask a for a minimum 1 paragraph cover letter!

[Pseudo]

Dude at work was cheating on his wife with a chick from work, he thought it was pretty cool until he discovered his missus was banging her personal trainer, they split up and he married the chick from work.

We have evidence that he is getting a bit on the side from another chick at work who's had more pricks in her than a used dart board, they think that no one is none the wiser but they just weren't careful enough, this is one trainwreck that we're hanging to watch unfold.

Ive heard of so many affairs involving PT's!

Yeah, no doubt, most women are going to adore the dude that's worked them into shape, they can get women in any position and call it "exercise".

Hot bloke in short shorts and singlet to desperate house wife at 10am with nothing to do until 3pm school run :

"Hey *insert name here* you are looking fabulous, look how tight those glutes are, really seeing this hard work pay off. Now, how about we get that jacket off and get you warmed up"

Be dripping like a ****** fridge.

and 30 minutes later, ****** like a dripping fridge...

[Corona Man]

Carey’s 4am posts.... some Gold there.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Carey’s 4am posts.... some Gold there.

Was there an edition overnight?

Id be staggered if there was any 4am posts tomorrow morning....but stranger things

[Corona Man]

Carey’s 4am posts.... some Gold there.

Was there an edition overnight?

Id be staggered if there was any 4am posts tomorrow morning....but stranger things

Check the ammo threads mate.

[DOC]

Well it did make more sense than most.

Wedding day today?