Should the mullet be banned?

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Should the mullet be banned

Yes
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Yes, except in adult films
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Only on children, let them decide as adults
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Should the mullet be banned?

Postby OnSong » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:36 pm

Clearly they are a security risk, but given some people's religious boganism, can we ban them?
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Q. » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:51 pm

Yes. Clearly they can be used to conceal a weapon and, therefore, all mullet-wearing bogans are a risk to this nation's security.
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Choccies » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:59 pm

I think the mullet sends a clear picture of intention to all out there. 'I'm here to party'......
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby aceman » Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:37 pm

Quichey wrote:Yes. Clearly they can be used to conceal a weapon and, therefore, all mullet-wearing bogans are a risk to this nation's security.



More so for concealing "nits and head lice", I reckon it won't concern you though Quichey! ;) :lol:
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby interested observer » Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:51 pm

Now how could it be banned !!!
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Strawb » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:49 pm

No Mullets are a South Australian Icon
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby fisho mcspaz » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:53 pm

Parents should NOT give their children mullets, or ratstails either for that matter. Actually, parents shouldn't have anything to do with their children's hair. My mum used to cut my hair as a kid and all of my photos until I was 10 show me with this huge fringe - it was literally half my hair. Moreover, it wouldn't lie straight but sprang from my scalp like two cats had been fighting in it. Thanks to my mother, I spent the majority of my childhood as Grug. :-q
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Strawb » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:56 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Parents should NOT give their children mullets, or ratstails either for that matter. Actually, parents shouldn't have anything to do with their children's hair. My mum used to cut my hair as a kid and all of my photos until I was 10 show me with this huge fringe - it was literally half my hair. Moreover, it wouldn't lie straight but sprang from my scalp like two cats had been fighting in it. Thanks to my mother, I spent the majority of my childhood as Grug. :-q

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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby FlyingHigh » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:14 pm

:D :D :D :D
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Dirko » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:16 pm

WTF would happen to the Mullet Man from Central?
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby fisho mcspaz » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:33 pm

There's a Westies mullet man too - at least there used to be. He had a papier mache dog's head on a stick that he would carry around the ground. It wasn't your typical friendly cartoon mascot either - it was a very fierce looking German Shepherd with lashings of blood coming out its mouth. One time they got beaten really badly by the Eagles and I saw him wiping away tears in the last quarter as he stood dejectedly with the rest of the cheersquad behind the goals.
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:57 pm

We can't ban it, it's a part of our history. We can't have a world without Josh Hand and his mates to entertain us.
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby LMA » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:41 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Parents should NOT give their children mullets, or ratstails either for that matter. Actually, parents shouldn't have anything to do with their children's hair. My mum used to cut my hair as a kid and all of my photos until I was 10 show me with this huge fringe - it was literally half my hair. Moreover, it wouldn't lie straight but sprang from my scalp like two cats had been fighting in it. Thanks to my mother, I spent the majority of my childhood as Grug. :-q


I bet your mum packed you a Big Red Apple for recess too ;)
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby aceman » Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:57 am

The Dark Knight wrote:We can't ban it, it's a part of our history. We can't have a world without Josh Hand and his mates to entertain us.




That is my man, Josh Hand! Long live the Mullet! Another Australian icon and almost as important as the flag ;)
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:35 am

aceman wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:We can't ban it, it's a part of our history. We can't have a world without Josh Hand and his mates to entertain us.

That is my man, Josh Hand! Long live the Mullet! Another Australian icon and almost as important as the flag. ;)

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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Media Park » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:04 pm

ban it.

except for those footy fans with big beer bellies, who wear stubbies and flanelette shirts...

that hairdo just sets them off... :D
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Strawb » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:20 pm

MarblePark wrote:ban it.

except for those footy fans with big beer bellies, who wear stubbies and flanelette shirts...

that hairdo just sets them off... :D

What you surely cannot be serious in banning it. The only mullet that should be banned is the balding mullet ala Hulk Hogan.
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Media Park » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:05 pm

Strawb wrote:
MarblePark wrote:ban it.

except for those footy fans with big beer bellies, who wear stubbies and flanelette shirts...

that hairdo just sets them off... :D

What you surely cannot be serious in banning it. The only mullet that should be banned is the balding mullet ala Hulk Hogan.


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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Booney » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:26 pm

Mullets are like Happy pants.

Sure they were stylish and sure the chicks fell for them but you have to be careful not to hang onto it for too long and as soon as the 90's finished you just have to let them go.

My brave-brave Sir Lancelot mullet and goatie combo served me well for many years but just like MC Hammer it was left behind.
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Re: Should the mullet be banned?

Postby Strawb » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:43 pm

Booney wrote:Mullets are like Happy pants.

Sure they were stylish and sure the chicks fell for them but you have to be careful not to hang onto it for too long and as soon as the 90's finished you just have to let them go.

My brave-brave Sir Lancelot mullet and goatie combo served me well for many years but just like MC Hammer it was left behind.

before I started to bald i had a top mullet
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