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INTERDOMURDERMINION

Postby mal » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:27 pm

Well its that time of the year when all the champs line up for the
most prestigious harness racing races.
It will good to WATCH the Interdomjokeminion racing.
I certainly wont be betting on them and no true proffessional should
bet on these races.
BAYMAN + SCD will give their expert previews, but I will call them genuises
if they keep up thier strike rates.

MURDEROUS HEATS + FINAL
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Tonight the first heats will begin at Moonee Valley with 3 pacers races + 2 trotters races.
They then all come over to Adelaide for the next heats on Wednesday.
Spare a thought for the poor horseys.
Most I assume will drive over for the heats, the weather forecast is for 30-40 degree days
YES THEY RUN FRIDAY NIGHT, GET DRIVEN OVER MON/TUES IN THE HEAT AND RUN AT GDP
ON THE WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
Thats a disgrace and an indictment on the industry.
The best horses race 4 times in 15 days in 2 different states and in high temperatures.
Yeah right and the best horse is supposed to win.

BAYMAN SCD PUNTERS PREVIEWS
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These 2 superb judges of equine form will be challenged with the most insurmountable
previewing and tipping.
Consider the inequities presented.
SOME HORSES FIRST LOOK AT GDP
4 HEATS IN 15 DAYS
5 DAY BREAK + TRAVELLING BETWEEN HEATS 1 + 2
DURING THE HEATS WHICH HORSES WILL DRIVEN QUIETLY BECAUSE OF FITNESS ISSUES
LINING UP INTERSTATE HORSES FORM
WHICH HORSES ARE FIT AFTER ROUND 1
HOT WEATHER
ETC ETC

BAYMAN will now find out what its like to preview greyhound races :wink:
4 times in 2 weeks, good luck knowing which nags are fit and firing.

BOOKMAKERS
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They will not be a great guide.
Having talked to a couple of market assessors in the last campaign at GDP, they told
me making markets is raffertys rules.
They both were concerned with the fitness and durability of the horses.
Both suggested horses get driven to qualify DIFFERENTLY to be fit after all the heats.

MALS VIEW
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Great nags, horrendous racing conditions.
I wont bother betting on the InterMURDERminion.
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Postby another grub » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:37 pm

great post mal.... agree with most things you say....
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Postby bayman » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:54 pm

give up mal you have no idea on this issue some horses WILL HANDLE IT & SOME HORSES WONT the cardinal rule is forget the enzedders come final night if they've had torrid runs in the heats they dont back up as well as the aussie tougher horses last night was easy karloo mick place,make me smile place (i thought it'd be behind the leader but still collected) & smooth cruiser

the inter is EASY as all/most of the heats are even so you need horses on the fence as proven last night, it'll be the same on wednesday & so on
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Postby mal » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:25 pm

bayman wrote:give up mal you have no idea on this issue some horses WILL HANDLE IT & SOME HORSES WONT the cardinal rule is forget the enzedders come final night if they've had torrid runs in the heats they dont back up as well as the aussie tougher horses last night was easy karloo mick place,make me smile place (i thought it'd be behind the leader but still collected) & smooth cruiser

the inter is EASY as all/most of the heats are even so you need horses on the fence as proven last night, it'll be the same on wednesday & so on


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give up mal you have no idea on this issue some horses WILL HANDLE IT &
SOME HORSES WONT.................

Trouble is BAYMAN I havent the time to ring up every trainer of every horse
to see how the horses pulled up, and then ask if the horses are dehydrated from
being driven over the next couple of days
And neither do you so get your hand off it.
Your the best form anaylist on this website by a long long way.

But dont pretend to be a vet or a freight expert, or an expert on NZ and interstate horses.
You are a genuis at GDP and I read your posts, cheat of you and then put up a LATE MAL.

One last point
90-98% of these horses would never race 4 times in 15 days norMALly.
I guess if the pacers final was worth $10,000 instead of $500,000 .....the training
methods would change....

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ADMISSIONS + PACKAGES
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Admissions wed rd2 $10 sat rd3 $20 final $20 for adults[dreaming or what]

3 course meals-wines-beer-soft drinks-tea -coffee-reserved seat in grandstand
and return luxury coach transfer for $210[dreaming or what]

Pavillion package adjacent to betting ring + TAB fixed tea, FREE drink on arrival,
entree- main meal - multiple big screens + cash bar all night for $85[dreaming or what]
WHAT A RIP OFF you can eat in that section norMALly for a $12 meal, a $6 entree
BUT then again
the seat is worth $67 after your one lousy FREE drink !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAYMANS ADMISSION AND PACKAGES LATE MAL
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Get to the track before 5-00 oclock for free admission.
Order a salad bar at the cafeteria[across from TAB] for $5 [unlimited salad bar]
Buy 2 beers for ONLY $9 at the bar or [ or order water at the bar for FREE]
TOTAL package + admission $14 includes beers
TOTAL package + admission $5 includes FREE water

And if you take a kid , share the salad bar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby mal » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:00 pm

BAYMAN did some sniffing these are the interstate pacers in WED night at GDP

R1
NIL

R2
INT/HEAT

R3
3-2... SMARTY ARTY........... WA
3-7... GLASSCUTTER TOM.. NSW
3-9... KNIGHTWORKMAN .... VIC
3-10.. MAURICE GEORGE...VIC

R4
INT/HEAT

R5
5-1... SPIRIT OF SHARD........NZ
5-9... LIVE ACTION..............VIC

R6
INT/HEAT

R7
ALL SA HORSES

R8
8-1...SHADOW LAMP.................VIC
8-2...YOU WANT SAUCE............VIC
8-4...DECKED IN OIL...............QLD
8-6...MIGHTY MAURIE...............VIC

I will use my contacts to evaluate these raiders
SCD/AG/SCOOB/DUTCHY/PUNK if you know the form on these please post.
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The INT/HEATS some of the good horses + draws all 1800m

R2-6 WINFORU
R4-4 BE GOOD JOHNNY
R4-9 BLACKS A FAKE
R6-8 ROBIN HOOD
R6-9 FLASHING RED

A lot of crapp barriers over the 1800m short distance.
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Postby bayman » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:58 pm

mighty maurie is a sth aussie that sometimes does its racing in victoria, officially it is trained at naracoorte (from memory) & it was nice to take the 7/10 when it won at victor (money park) harbor on boxing day :wink: knightworkman has been here before
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Postby mal » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:24 am

bayman wrote:mighty maurie is a sth aussie that sometimes does its racing in victoria, officially it is trained at naracoorte (from memory) & it was nice to take the 7/10 when it won at victor (money park) harbor on boxing day :wink: knightworkman has been here before


Good work senior detective.
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Postby mal » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:02 pm

FURTHER UPDATE TO THE PACKAGES

BAYMAN and Little Baymans family package

Arrive on course 4-30 + get free admittance for the family.
Go to stables and buy off a few drivers.
Instruct drivers on how to drive thier horses for optimum resultage.
Ring MAL for last minute LATE MAL.
Go to cafeteria and order a kids scnitzel for $6-00 for Little Bayman
Cut schnitzel in half and load up on salad bar[total value $3 each father + son]
Go to the bar and order glasses of water for free.
Watch races on the lawn and wave to the $210 suckers with the booked grandstand seats

OR

Spend between $85 to $210 for a package instigated by Globe Derrobbery
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Postby bayman » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:13 pm

i think being an inter you'd have to get there earlier than the 4.30 suggested to get in for free, while not only do you get a salad bar downstairs you also get the vegies to choose from as well, & mal it'd be a full size schnitzel cut in half :wink: for $12.00 or maybe i could get the kids schnitzel & just eat the vegies & salad bar myself for 'free' :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SCD » Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:06 pm

Now that I'm back up and running - i'll have a preview up for tomorrow by the time the races come around..

for the record Mal - I was going to go to Geelong on Sunday night for the twilight meeting.. looked at the $25 entry fee (with no fireworks - just a band) and went back to Crown and invested my money there.. (didn't do too bad, but should have backed a horse named after my boy @ $18 and didn't - not happy) so the $20 for interdom final night is nothing.... but the food packages are a joke and I wouldn't eat there if I was any of you guys!!
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Postby Punk Rooster » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:02 pm

Mate of mine got on Robin Hood in the early markets @ about 20's
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Postby mal » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:43 pm

scaffidi can't drive wrote:Now that I'm back up and running - i'll have a preview up for tomorrow by the time the races come around..

for the record Mal - I was going to go to Geelong on Sunday night for the twilight meeting.. looked at the $25 entry fee (with no fireworks - just a band) and went back to Crown and invested my money there.. (didn't do too bad, but should have backed a horse named after my boy @ $18 and didn't - not happy) so the $20 for interdom final night is nothing....
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but the food packages are a joke and I wouldn't eat there if I was any of you guys!!



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Incredible timing with your post on "I wouldnt eat there.......

Taxirobbie, Bayman, and I dropped into GDP this arvo after Gawler Doggys.
We stayed and The other 2 ate meals there.
Bayman had a Beef Parmy for $12 and was satisfield.
Taxirobbie had a mixed grill for $16...2 pieces of bacon/steak/2 sausages/
chips/tomato/salad, bit expensive but nevertheless he got into it.
Half way through the meal out crawled a FLY from underneath his steak.
In one of the most courageous performances seen in the history of planet earth,
the fly against insurmountable odds staggered out of the plate before collapsing
on the table.
The fly amazingly crawled to the edge of the table with tremendous courage and
was clinging to life after appearing charred and burnt.
The fly got to the edge of the table and it was one of the most distressing sights
you could ever see, the fly in agony could not fly off the table.
I did the only humane thing left to do, I got a tissue and crushed the poor fly to death.
By this time Taxirobbie chucked into a bin.
This incident cost a FLY its life.
We called a staff member over[well known to us and a great person] + told him of
this gut wrenching incident.
His comment was
" What do you want me to do give the FLY a funeral."
BAYMAN + I have never laughed so much on a racecourse.

Taxirobbie prob invested about $500 on the tote[about $50 commision for the club]
Bought rounds of drinks
Ordered a meal
We estimate he was worth about $70 profit for the club.
AND HE DID NOT GET A REFUND.

SCD this happened 24 hours before the $210 packages for food and entry !!!!!!!!!

As for the FLY I came up with this formula

bacon $1
steak $3
sausages $1
chips $1
tomato $0-50
gravy $0-50
chop $1
salad $2

total $9
the FLY must have retailed for $7

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Postby another grub » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:00 pm

Me and scoob are going to smuggle an esky in..... seafood platters and cold beer on ice.... spend around $100 between us.... 1 carton, praws, cray, salad ect.... cant wait..... call over for a beer fellas....

staying away from the soggy chips and the snobs upstairs!!!
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Postby mal » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:08 pm

another grub wrote:Me and scoob are going to smuggle an esky in..... seafood platters and cold beer on ice.... spend around $100 between us.... 1 carton, praws, cray, salad ect.... cant wait..... call over for a beer fellas....

staying away from the soggy chips and the snobs upstairs!!!


AG do we put the dead fly in the Deaths notices :?:
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Postby scoob » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:14 pm

another grub wrote:Me and scoob are going to smuggle an esky in..... seafood platters and cold beer on ice.... spend around $100 between us.... 1 carton, praws, cray, salad ect.... cant wait..... call over for a beer fellas....

staying away from the soggy chips and the snobs upstairs!!!


Too right AG, No flame grilled shit budgies for me!!
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Postby mal » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:58 pm

scoob wrote:
another grub wrote:Me and scoob are going to smuggle an esky in..... seafood platters and cold beer on ice.... spend around $100 between us.... 1 carton, praws, cray, salad ect.... cant wait..... call over for a beer fellas....

staying away from the soggy chips and the snobs upstairs!!!


Too right AG, No flame grilled shit budgies for me!!


And there will one less FLY to worry about.
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Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:09 pm

scoob wrote:
another grub wrote:Me and scoob are going to smuggle an esky in..... seafood platters and cold beer on ice.... spend around $100 between us.... 1 carton, praws, cray, salad ect.... cant wait..... call over for a beer fellas....

staying away from the soggy chips and the snobs upstairs!!!


Too right AG, No flame grilled shit budgies for me!!


are you blokes going sat night?????

ill be happy to grab a beer or two off u!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby mal » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:39 pm

FLASHING RED a late scratching wed nite anyone know why :?:
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Postby Dutchy » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:58 pm

mal wrote:FLASHING RED a late scratching wed nite anyone know why :?:


yeah Mal, this backs up your arguement

The horse was given some biocharb something :?: due to it being dehydrated after the trip over from Melbourne, obviously concerned with the quick back up...it was well over the limit allowed so stewards scratched it...
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Postby mal » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:03 pm

Dutchy wrote:
mal wrote:FLASHING RED a late scratching wed nite anyone know why :?:


yeah Mal, this backs up your arguement

The horse was given some biocharb something :?: due to it being dehydrated after the trip over from Melbourne, obviously concerned with the quick back up...it was well over the limit allowed so stewards scratched it...


Why am I not surprised DUTCHY :-({|=
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