Average couple has sex 104 times before getting pregnant

[dedja]

Jeez, I didn't count that many for my 3 girls ... my missus owes me 309 then!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 5906109461

[Dirk Tazelaar]

Been married for about a year and a half....only need to do it 96 more times an there'll be one on the way.

[Media Park]

One night was all it took... but I'll pass on the other 103 times... (shudders)

[am Bays]

Jeez, I didn't count that many for my 3 girls ... my missus owes me 309 then!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 5906109461

Yep I want what's still owed to me, an yep for my two I would still be in three figures....

[fisho mcspaz]

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

[Dirko]

I'm with Dedj. I'm ringing in the credits for the 309 I missed out on.

[devilsadvocate]

So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

[Media Park]

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

You got a hot sister or something Fisho?

[fisho mcspaz]

I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

[fisho mcspaz]

So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

No, I'm giving a pep talk!

[devilsadvocate]

So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

No, I'm giving a pep talk!

You're aiming at the wrong market.
How about I give you my missus' number?

[tipper]

So you lot all got baby raped? ( I can't talk. Since having no 1, I only need 1 hand to count the horizontal monkey dances I've been to)

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

Jeez, only 104? That's only twice a week. Get into it, people!!

Are you offering?

Nah mate, it has been scientifically proven that there is a certain food that lowers a womans sex drive by 99%. Wedding Cake!!

[Media Park]

I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

I call dibs!

[aceman]

Jeez, I didn't count that many for my 3 girls ... my missus owes me 309 then!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 5906109461

Be Geez, how lucky are you if you can quote a number. I'd never catch up if I lived till I'm 175, not had that many in my entire life I don't reckon.

[devilsadvocate]

The problem is getting married. For some reason, when a ring goes on that finger, it cuts off circulation to a female's sex drive.

Nah mate, it has been scientifically proven that there is a certain food that lowers a womans sex drive by 99%. Wedding Cake!!

Yep, that'll do it.

I blame bloody wedding planners. They're all female or gay. It's a conspiracy!

[westcoastpanther]

My missus only ever had to roll in it......

[devilsadvocate]

My missus only ever had to roll in it......

That's what you get for making her sleep in the wet patch.

[Media Park]

My missus only ever had to roll in it......

That's what you get for making her sleep in the wet patch.

[fish]

Be Geez, how lucky are you if you can quote a number. I'd never catch up if I lived till I'm 175, not had that many in my entire life I don't reckon.

I tried to get my tally up one night by eating a dozen oysters - but only seven of them worked!

[the big bang]

I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

I call dibs!

trust me......you don't.