Footy Chick wrote:When I first stumbled upon Youtube, this was the first thing I looked up and it's been in my favourites ever since

This one and Germs

Dirt we play in and dirt we work in and everywhere around us theres bugs and germs
Who live in drains and garbage bins, some little kids even like to eat dirt *yeeeuck*
On the outside its just fine, its even good fun!
Not what you'd call good clean fun but when it gets inside you that spells trouble
with a capital D, and that spells DIRT (drouble!)
See, the trouble is, most of the dirt has bugs and germs in it,
And when dirt get inside you that causes lots of terrible things to happen to your blood and tummy!
*we're bugs and germs*
Well, if you git a cut or sore, don't let the dirt get in
Just keep it clean or cover it up so the germs can never win!
*eeeea bugs and germs*
*eeeee we're bugs and germs*
So wash your hands and scrub your nails before you eat your food,
Then germs and dirt wont find a way, to git inside o'you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIKPWXxdxdgANDThis is all about dingalings, uh huh, here comes one now
Dingalings do stupid things, they don't think of others at all
They're dopes and bullies, see the trouble they bring?
That's what we call dingalings
*circus music interlude*
You know, dingalings usually hurt other kids on the waaay round
That's what we call dingalings
*more circus music*
Because they don't consider anyone else's safety, or even their own
The truth is, that most of us have a little dingaling inside of us
Because we're so caught up doing something that we don't think
And safety simply means thinking before you do something dopey,
Like this!
Safety on the road, or in the park, or where you play
Please don't be a dingaling and get too carried away
Just think! *ding* Right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OitKWggldsY
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)