Classic ad quotes

[stampy]

sorry if these have been remembered but here are 3

wash ya hands jeffrey, with the solvol jeffrey

coffee tea or bonox?

dont wait to be told you need palmolive gold

[gadj1976]

Finally, some time to have a look at this properly

Katies from the 70's.... "Katies......K-K-K Katies....I'll see you, see you at your Katies store"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ShLil4M ... re=related

*********

Along the same lines...

"This goes with this, goes with this, goes with this, and this goes with that at Susan"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6HCxKs ... re=related

************
Can't believe I forgot this one - it's been around for ages. Kit Kat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dWV5scE ... re=related

************
"Look at all the ways you'll love your Leed"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQ-3hZq ... re=related

**********
Tic Tac from the 70's.... "Put A Tic Tac in your mouth and get a "bang" out of life, it's the clean fresh explosion of miiiiint" Guest appearance by Cop Shop's Gil Tucker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d6m7TbLvvw

********

"It's moments like these you need Minties"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSlcRVmW ... re=related

**********

"When you've got a thirst for it, you've gotta crack a solo"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78T ... re=related

**********

"It's gotta be Bonds"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBCMyJl ... re=related

*******
"Queensland, Beautiful One Day, Perfect The Next"

*******

"Oh Oh Oh Oh What a Feeling, Toyota"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Malrun ... re=related

**********

"Juicyfruit, will get you going"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLtnUfyZ ... re=related

******

"Samboy, the flavour really hits you"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JKDM91c ... re=related

*******

"The cats of Australia have made their choice, Snappy Tom, Snappyyyyy To-oo-mmmmm"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZIg5-Eq ... re=related

******

"You Oughta Be Contragulated" - Meadow Lea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88of09t ... re=related

*******

Chum Dog Food - "So Chumpy, you can carve it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUj_gESV ... re=related

********

"Nibble Nobby's Nuts before Nobby Nibbles Yours"

*******

"You can't say no to CC's"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlHopvoxI5k

*********

Can't believe I forgot this one....

"Football Meat Pies Kangaroos and Holden Cars"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjgSesvH ... re=related

********

"There's no other store like David Jones"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjgSesvH ... re=related

******

"When you think of chocolate, think of Cadbury"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTBPS_Dtv8

******

"I can feel a XXXX coming on"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX5UGJGhVIo

*******

Not sure if this is a 'quote' per se, but it's catchy nevertheless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s5WUbVp4XM

******

"Danny, have you seen the Yellow Pages?"

"Err, I've packed em"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feX3atDi ... re=related

**********

"You're Welcome"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFLCVDGS ... re=related

********

"Good on ya mum, Tip Top's the one"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAroAL3l ... re=related

**********

"Yellow Mellow makes you feel so good so fast"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RywjUBsK ... re=related

*****

"Are you keeping up with the Commodore, cos the Commodore is keeping up with you"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8pK_q-_ ... re=related

*****

"That's no how you make porridge"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTcA-e6b ... re=related

******

"Pizza Hut, makin it great"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkGTpPb ... re=related

*******

"You know you're soaking in it" - Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSO0-OO ... re=related

*********

"It's Quality No1" - Lipton Tea with Gil Tucker again (catchy jingle)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUXJWBFN ... re=related

Then there is this one for Liptons - "everybody jiggling"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ePrHVB ... re=related

********

"Are your McLeans showing"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljcb1sm3 ... re=related

*********

"Tia Maria, Gold and Brown, drink it till the sun goes down"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMH43Xq ... re=related

Annnddddd, I'm done (for now)

[Psyber]

Jeez some of those lists are amazing.
I don't recall any adverts just snatches of a few that struck me as clever, like the "not happy, Jan" one.
I seem to automatically screen them out.

[Footy Chick]

Another 2 that come to mind that I cant find on YouTube are:

"there's a 4 Square store around the corner, yes there's a friend- near you!"

and also, does anyone remember the old tourism Victoria ads, with Penguin Vic - I used to love this ad when I was really little (and this was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay before I started any type of penguin fanatasism )

"So here's the trick, come on and follow Penguin Vic, he's got a hundred, thousand, million, trillion wonderful things to do"

Oh! and the very first Dollarmite ads from the Connonwealth Bank - it had these weird space aliens on it...

" We make saving fun and easy, whatever the amount - a dollar might go further in a dollarmite account - at the Commonealth Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank. Which Bank?"

[CK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmn5cI5D4rc ("Memories" - OTC ad, 1977)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGW-WX77zjY ("Football, meat pies and Holden cars - looks around 1979)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80pr-86-At0 ("There's at least a dozen ways to save our petrol" - 1979)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=780BPTiv ... re=related ("Oh, oh, Razzamatazz, oh, oh - 1978)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQ-3hZqxfg ("Look at all the ways you'll love your Leed" - 1979)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAobCv9bp40 (1970 - Bob Jane, Ajax, Palmolive Rapid Shave,)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tdpqqh0McI (KFC - 1970)

[CK]

Ahh, this brought back real memories. The adventures of Silly Billy and Sister Sue (old safety campaign from late 1970's):

http://www.youtube.com/user/AustralianA ... jFOVOznnNs

http://www.youtube.com/user/AustralianA ... PLdmRmsytI (Life Be In It - Norm, 1985)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5_yp0rsz8 (Trust British Paints - Sure can, Rolf Harris, mid 1970's)

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... Fsjj7OzK6U (Lounge Discounters, Freebie Time - 1986)

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... sIWSBGqMa4 (Demtel - Tim Shaw, 1994)

One very familiar one - the Elle McPherson TAB Cola ad: http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... dCNSnwc7Sg

3 ads from 1970, but number two for hair colour Tintette - "Go gay from gray"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5g-L43orI

[CK]

These may already be up, apologies if so. A couple are Victorian versions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAu5wCTE ... re=related (Slip, Slop, Slap, 1981 version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymBa-XdT ... re=related (Life Be In It - "Exercising" - mid 1980's)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WewW8bIqHo (Hector The Safety Cat)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhaCLtS568 (Mobil - Circle of Safety, early 1970's)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnn-9FWp ... re=related (Mobil - Circle of Safety)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqKcSxi ... re=related (TAA The Friendly Way)

[fisho mcspaz]

Chapmans is the taste of the state!

[CK]

. Very hard to find for a long time. These were shot specifically for Australia, with ABBA advertising National, to the tune of "Fernando):

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... yOj3q7OnA0

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... wlSp9UgRP8 (Part 2 of campaign)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HGQsWPNpus (Mr Matey bubblebath)

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... nlPZT5y24k (Mr Sheen)

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... iaVLl8gUjE (Nutri Grain, 1979 - Tony Greig and Greg Chappell)

http://www.youtube.com/user/retrooldcom ... VP7WT8JkD8 (Milk It Instead - use your head)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROqxIdKff4k (Hit 'em high, hit 'em low, hit 'em with the ol'...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfH1OiVx ... re=related (Wally Walpamur - Chimps)

[stampy]

drink it freddy drink it, what ad was that again?

[Barto]

drink it freddy drink it, what ad was that again?

Quik IIRC.

[GWW]

I had a search for the Max Walker ad from the 80's - where he appears with a young lad who went on to play AFL footy, Jimmy Plunkett I think was - on Youtube - but couldn't find it. I think the cathcry was "Avagoodweegend, Mr. Walker."

[Footy Chick]

drink it freddy drink it, what ad was that again?

Quik? (before it was called Nesquik)

[Footy Chick]

"Mr Wong! Mr Wong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbs6xL3FilM

"Nice Luggage"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2lYaaRvok

[Brucetiki]

Guy goes through airport security

***BEEP***

Security guard: Shirt

Guys takes shirt off, goes through security again

***BEEP***

Security guard: Pants please

Guy takes pants off, with 'one day, you're gonna get caught with your pants down' playing.

Guy clears security in his underwear.

[Footy Chick]

Guy goes through airport security

***BEEP***

Security guard: Shirt

Guys takes shirt off, goes through security again

***BEEP***

Security guard: Pants please

Guy takes pants off, with 'one day, you're gonna get caught with your pants down' playing.

Guy clears security in his underwear.

That's the "nice luggage" one I posted just above Bruce - the full ad had the chick saying "nice luggage" at the end of the ad

[Brucetiki]

Guy goes through airport security

***BEEP***

Security guard: Shirt

Guys takes shirt off, goes through security again

***BEEP***

Security guard: Pants please

Guy takes pants off, with 'one day, you're gonna get caught with your pants down' playing.

Guy clears security in his underwear.

That's the "nice luggage" one I posted just above Bruce - the full ad had the chick saying "nice luggage" at the end of the ad

The Full Fronal parody was classic - they turned it into an Ansett Australia ad promoting their new Y class, where everyone (including the captain) could only board in their underpants.

I'm surprised Tiger haven't introduced a Y class

[JK]

Off topic I know, but this one cracked me up as a teenager

[CK]

"No Knickers" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE-bwymSzuo

"Samboy - the flavour really hits you (1985)": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKwcH_NL ... re=related

Yul Brynner - Don't Smoke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjunlWUJJI

Toyworld (I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toyworld kid): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82F7VD2amFA

Energizer "Jacko": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RSu9Gw61U and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmQhkaw_ ... re=related

AND - not an ad, but.."I'm an Individual" from Jacko - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Q5JFHr ... re=related

Polly Waffle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRM_aZho ... re=related

Solo (You've got to work it hard to be a Solo Man): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78T ... re=related

Farmers Union Iced Coffee (What does it take to make a grown man cry?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrnV24bp21s

[Phantom Gossiper]

Off topic I know, but this one cracked me up as a teenager

classic!