reggie05 wrote:automaticwicky wrote:1/2 WAY SEASON REPORT CARD
Div 1 is a runaway between the two top teams, though they have been proven to be beatable as witnessed last round. Rose Parks, Lutherans and Fitzies fighting it out for the top four. Season has been notable for some big runs so far, with dave loshel, smasha, jon smith, hoddo, and cougar all making a shipload. I can see the top run getter needing 500 to win the batting trophy this year. As for bowling, well bowlers are idiots, batting is where its at.
Now for the half way awards. Most handsome player is me again, sorry lads. Biggest bastard act so far is Vi$ta screwing us over by losing to lutherans whilst we do them a favour and beat NEK. Best action moment was Pidge bowling hutchy...ahem i mean richie. Most emotional moment was Auto finally getting a well deserved bowl after striving in the shadows of lesser bowlers for fifteen years. Most fulfilling moment of the season was versus Vi$ta at tea when we had pizzas, cake, lollies, sausages, doughnuts and chips. Most erotic moment was......ill let hutchy talk about that. And finally the iron stomach award goes to Tommy K for his ability to gulp down 3L of hot iced coffee and keep it down.
Still think it should be an association by-law that you can not have a BBQ cooking while the game is in progress. Sitting there padded up while BBQ kicked in was cruel and inhuman.
As for a drink post game Auto , Spintwin and myself and a few others had intended to but when we finished early thought it best to head to our B grade game. We arrived just in time to see the last couple of wickets. Our motivation was to get Pidge to state on this forum something along the lines of ‘ I had a drink with the Vi$ta boys and they seem like a good bunch of blokes. Every other club has felt the love but Vi$ta.......Ok he would have to lie but still......
Churches & Community Cricket Association - A Grade
Para Vista - 45.77
NEK - 43.27
Lutheran - 34.73
Rose Park - 30.51
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Fitzroy - 30.44
Ross Smith - 13.79
IMO, the top two spots will still be decided by Para Vista and NEK. Although, with both of them losing their last game it proves anyone can beat anyone on their day. Fitzroy play Lutheran twice before the end of the season. Those two games should decide 3rd and 4th positions. Rose Park are also going pretty well at the moment, although their only wins soo far have been against Ross Smith. They are still a good team and it wouldn't surprise me if they snuck into the finals.
Auto is on fire with the ball. Currently in 68th place out of 69 bowlers.
Reggie.. I already know that the Vi$ta boys are good blokes..
