Your wedding....

[heater31]

I'm not in this ball and chain yet, however I have a mate who is probably going to top the funny story in about two months time...:

Wedding ceremony "planned" for a nice Park here in Lincoln, everything looking beautiful, with the reception at the Hilton... Just about as "swanky" as Pt Lincoln gets...

And this could be what actually happens...

However, if his cricket side make the Grand Final, the reception will be in the footy clubrooms next to the B Grade grand final which is being played the same day, where he'll either bowl his overs out straight, and come straight in to get married in his whites, or quickly get out of the suit after the service to "pad up."

Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever heard, and I have to book the clubrooms next week just in case...

And obviously if he wins, then a/ the team gatecrashes the reception, or b/ he never gets there

going by some of your posts lately mate you aint far off it


I have a similar story, bloke in the cricket club was getting married 1 week and several guests in the team made themselves unavailable because of it. Funny thing was the game was done and dusted before the shin dig kicked off

[JK]

I'm not in this ball and chain yet, however I have a mate who is probably going to top the funny story in about two months time...:

Wedding ceremony "planned" for a nice Park here in Lincoln, everything looking beautiful, with the reception at the Hilton... Just about as "swanky" as Pt Lincoln gets...

I wanted Linkin Park for my wedding too

[Aerie]

Wedding/Reception at Penny's Hill Winery in McLaren Vale. Song was Dancing In The Storm. Great day!

[Leaping Lindner]

Married at Melbourne Town Hall balcony.

Wedding song - Frantic Romantic by Kim Salmon ( a very live version)

Reception at the Hi Fi Bar across the road from the Town Hall.

Entertainment was Kim Salmon playing solo, A lesbian mate doing a "drag" Tom Jones act , and a couple of comedian mates doing routines. People said it was the coolest wedding they'd ever been to.

[Footy Chick]

Yep Mickey - that's good too

this 1 is awesome though :D

starts about 1 minute in. I'm pretty sure smithy and CP will agree with this 1

celtic fans do a pretty fair rendition as well mickey

But it only ranked at no.10 in tonights 20 to 1 Greatest Sporting Athems

[mickey]

What a bs list that is.... as if We Are The Champions is only number 20

[SABRE]

waiting patiently for SABRE to bite ...

Don’t rush me Dedj, I’m still working on loopholes in the licence.

Sorry gang, I’ve got no idea where the so called ceremony took place. The bride’s family
had me bound, gagged and blindfolded before throwing me in the back of their truck.
The drive went on forever, but my guess is somewhere on the Nullabor.
First I was hitched to a post, then I was hitched to Fort Battle-Axe. All I remember
is the gun at my head and lots of crying. She had the gun, I was crying.

It’s the music that’s a clue to the location. They must have driven through Port Augusta
coz I could hear the radio in the cabin and some clown on 5AU talking about playing
Alice Cooper all weekend. It’s pretty hard to forget your wedding night with such poignant
and romantic tunes going around and around in your head. I had to concentrate
on the songs so I wouldn’t vomit.

Those three beautiful ballads that will always bring back the magic memories of innocence lost :
‘Sick Things’, ‘I Love The Dead’ and of course, ‘Welcome To My Nightmare’. Nice work Alice.
Ahhh truly unforgettable, no matter how hard I try. Even to this day, when Fort Battle-Axe
insists on having her wretched way, I still wish I had that blindfold. And the gun !

[dedja]

LOL, it's like rubbing a lamp and the genie appears!

[whufc]

Wedding- Roselie Gardens (in Galwer opposite the Hutchison Hospital)
Reception- Central District Football Club (in the Holden Room)
Wedding Song- Ryan Adams-Wonderwall

[White Line Fever]

i'm getting married Nov 19 this year.

haven't picked a song yet
(wanted 'smack my bitch up - Prodigy' but she isn't keen)

Ceremony @ Botanic Gardens
Reception @ Beach House

[Drop Bear]

i'm getting married Nov 19 this year.

haven't picked a song yet
(wanted 'smack my bitch up - Prodigy' but she isn't keen)

Ceremony @ Botanic Gardens
Reception @ Beach House

What about 'You Make Me Feel Like A Whore' by Everclear?

[the joker]

i'm getting married Nov 19 this year.

haven't picked a song yet
(wanted 'smack my bitch up - Prodigy' but she isn't keen)

Ceremony @ Botanic Gardens
Reception @ Beach House

got mine there saturday week, i am hoping to get photos with my Groomsman on the water boats

[Sorry Dude]

My wife and I did a surprise wedding in our backyard. To many problems with peopl telling us who to and not to invite. So we shut them all up and did it in our backyard!
Wedding song was - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo
Still have people talking about it to this day (it was 2 and a bit years ago).

[Sorry Dude]

i'm getting married Nov 19 this year.

haven't picked a song yet
(wanted 'smack my bitch up - Prodigy' but she isn't keen)

Ceremony @ Botanic Gardens
Reception @ Beach House

What about 'You Make Me Feel Like A Whore' by Everclear?

If you want a serious idea, i like this song and suggested it to my soon to be sister in law and she is using it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmmwFHW9IjU

[Magpiespower]

Back in '95, when I was working in a London pub, a couple of regulars were headed to Gawler and when they found out I was from Adelaide said we should catch up for a drink if I was home by then.

Thought nothing of it but then a few months later when I was back home they rang up and organised some drinks in Gawler.

No worries, I said, and a few days later I rock up to the chick's sister's place in Gawler in jeans, t-shirt and Puma Clyde sneakers with bomber laces.

He answered the door in a tux, which I thought was a bit overdressed for the pub.

I thought wrong. They were getting married. And didn't mention it to me during our brief phone chat.

Felt like a complete idiot as I joined the other guests in the backyard for the ceremony where my fears were quickly allayed.

If anything, I was overdressed...

[Squawk]

Married at "Downtown" in Hindley Street, with finger food (dial-a-pizza) delivered for the reception.

Wedding Song was a cracker - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWZUm1ETNo - needless to say the roller skates everyone was wearing made the 'dance' moment a bit of a challenge.

The Honeymoon was in keeping with the song - a trip to Quorn in the Sandman.

We've aged a bit these days, but I still love this photo.

[Q.]

Somehow I imagined you to look a little different Squawk. Hilarious!

[fish]

Somehow I imagined you to look a little different Squawk. Hilarious!

...and I thought you would have worn a red and blue outfit instead of red and white.

[Squawk]

Somehow I imagined you to look a little different Squawk. Hilarious!

...and I thought you would have worn a red and blue outfit instead of red and white.

LMAO - red and black it is, just to erase any doubts. I'll let your Chloe know your eyes are wandering though, fish

[Lightning McQueen]

Somehow I imagined you to look a little different Squawk. Hilarious!

I just blew a snot bubble.