Hogg Division II 2011

[Pat Malone]

Not often you lose by 250 points and you can blame your captaincy choice. Selwood as captain vs Swan was a 284 point deficit I couldnt make up with a couple players down. Still, always knew I would be a slow starter with the amount of GC players I have. Jono Brown injury really hurts though.

[Alaska]

Hogg Division II Round 1
1 Deckens Cider ryan 1-0 2029 897 226.2 4
2 sharks spiro 1-0 2000 1711 116.89 4
3 THE BLOODS Ryan 1-0 2210 1908 115.83 4
4 Rioli Bolognese Matt 1-0 2227 1969 113.1 4
5 Rumcoks Dale 1-0 2342 2168 108.03 4
6 Longwood Lions Kent 1-0 2309 2200 104.95 4
7 Boongas Bulldogs Aaron 1-0 2046 1965 104.12 4
8 OneWinWonders Corey 1-0 2186 2109 103.65 4
9 Marion ManBearPigsDaniel 0-1 2109 2186 96.48 0
10 The Willies Bryce 0-1 1965 2046 96.04 0
11 The Labia Lickers Shane 0-1 2200 2309 95.28 0
12 destiny's uncles Blake 0-1 2168 2342 92.57 0
13 Salad Fingers Sam 0-1 1969 2227 88.41 0
14 Crammit Inner Jason 0-1 1908 2210 86.33 0
15 HOLLAND'S HERO'S shaun 0-1 1711 2000 85.55 0
16 Blue Boy Blue 0-1 897 2029 44.21 0



Crammit Inner 1908 def by 2210 THE BLOODS
Rumcoks 2342 def 2168 destiny's uncles
Blue Boy 897 def by 2029 Deckens Cider
OneWinWonders 2186 def 2109 Marion ManBearPigs
The Labia Lickers 2200 def by 2309 Longwood Lions
sharks 2000 def 1711 HOLLAND'S HERO'S
The Willies 1965 def by 2046 Boongas Bulldogs
Rioli Bolognese 2227 def 1969 Salad Fingers

[MatteeG]

Who's blue boy? Dragging our league average down a tad there...

[brod]

We got some work to do Carey or it will be a fight for 15th between us..(stupid not being able to see for a week..did my team about 1am last Thursday morning )

[nuggety goodness]

Round 1 Results

Crammit Inner 1,908 def by 2,210 THE BLOODS
Rumcoks 2,342 def 2,168 destiny's uncles
Blue Boy 897 def by 2,029 Deckens Cider
OneWinWonders 2,186 def 2,109 Marion ManBearPigs
The Labia Lickers 2,200 def by 2,309 Longwood Lions
sharks 2,000 def 1,711 HOLLAND'S HERO'S
The Willies 1,965 def by 2,046 Boongas Bulldogs
Rioli Bolognese 2,227 def 1,969 Salad Fingers

2 big Upsets of the round to rival Essendon this week with REBs tip the newly promoted Marion ManBearPigs (the milky bar kid) getting rolled by Sorry Dude and his OneWinWonders. The team name suggests that'll be it for them for the year. The other was the highly fancied Salad Fingers (Pat Malone) who had their pants pulled down by Rioli Bolognese (MatteeG)

My tips the Rumcoks (Ron Burgundy) and longwood Lions (Alaska) top scored for the week and had comfortable wins

Unfortunatley for Bum Crack and his ahem... (insert team name), they were unlucky to score the 5th best score for the week but lose, maybe not a relegation candidate... we'll see...

C_P is top after getting what looks like a BYE in round 1. Blue Boy (who i don't think is an safooty poster) has a side that has an injury list longer than Shane Warne's to do list, whoever gets them early should pencil in a win, in fact, I doubt they will win a game all year (knowing my luck he'll knock me off now)

other winners for the week were Boongas Bulldogs (me), THE BLOODS (bazza1) and sharks (spiro, non safooty poster)

The Ladder

1. Deckens Cider 1 1 0 0 1-0 2029 897 226.20 4
2. sharks 1 1 0 0 1-0 2000 1711 116.89 4
3. THE BLOODS 1 1 0 0 1-0 2210 1908 115.83 4
4. Rioli Bolognese 1 1 0 0 1-0 2227 1969 113.10 4
5. Rumcoks 1 1 0 0 1-0 2342 2168 108.03 4
6. Longwood Lions 1 1 0 0 1-0 2309 2200 104.95 4
7. Boongas Bulldogs 1 1 0 0 1-0 2046 1965 104.12 4
8. OneWinWonders 1 1 0 0 1-0 2186 2109 103.65 4
9. Marion ManBearPigs 1 0 0 1 0-1 2109 2186 96.48 0
10. The Willies Bryce 1 0 0 1 0-1 1965 2046 96.04 0
11. The Labia Lickers 1 0 0 1 0-1 2200 2309 95.28 0
12. destiny's uncles 1 0 0 1 0-1 2168 2342 92.57 0
13. Salad Fingers 1 0 0 1 0-1 1969 2227 88.41 0
14. Crammit Inner 1 0 0 1 0-1 1908 2210 86.33 0
15. HOLLAND'S HERO'S 1 0 0 1 0-1 1711 2000 85.55 0
16. Blue Boy 1 0 0 1 0-1 897 2029 44.21 0

Best of luck in round 2...

[JK]

C_P is top after getting what looks like a BYE in round 1.

Sadly I'm not the Ciders this year mate - Some other try-hard is attempting to plagiarise

[Sorry Dude]

I have him this week. Hopefully I can go against my name and get 2 wins

[nuggety goodness]

C_P is top after getting what looks like a BYE in round 1.

Sadly I'm not the Ciders this year mate - Some other try-hard is attempting to plagiarise

oh correct you are... Lovetotalkfooty is the one...

Question. Why do we have so many names with sexual innuendo?

Surely Div II is the smut league... Do any other leagues have the same thing going on?

[Rik E Boy]

C_P is top after getting what looks like a BYE in round 1.

Sadly I'm not the Ciders this year mate - Some other try-hard is attempting to plagiarise

oh correct you are... Lovetotalkfooty is the one...

Question. Why do we have so many names with sexual innuendo?

Surely Div II is the smut league... Do any other leagues have the same thing going on?

It's just your league nuggety ha ha.

regards,

REB

[fish]

Crammit Inner
Rumcoks
Deckens Cider
The Labia Lickers
The Willies
Salad Fingers

Div II certainly wins the award for the raunchiest team names in the Hogg League and possibly the whole Supercoach comp too...

[brod]

Mines not rude... I live in Willaston

[JK]

Crammit Inner
Rumcoks
Deckens Cider
The Labia Lickers
The Willies
Salad Fingers

Div II certainly wins the award for the raunchiest team names in the Hogg League and possibly the whole Supercoach comp too...

Mission accomplished then, Im finished for the year

[nuggety goodness]

Round 2

Crammit Inner vs Rumcoks
THE BLOODS vs destiny's uncles
Blue Boy vs OneWinWonders
Deckens Cider vs Marion ManBearPigs
The Labia Lickers vs sharks
Longwood Lions vs HOLLAND'S HERO'S
The Willies vs Rioli Bolognese
Boongas Bulldogs vs Salad Fingers

Hard to pick a match of the round as it is very early in the season for that. on paper it looks like lovetotalkfooty's top side the Ciders and the milky bar kids Pigs are the closest match. The Ciders played the GWS equivalent last week in effectively a trial and will face an angry ManBearPig outfit after a shock loss in round 1. The Pig's by 200...

OneWinWonders should be TwoWins after this week, The Rummys and Lions should continue on their winning ways. Bum Crack's Lickers (that sounds just as bad) and MatteeG's Bog should get the job done and i'll pick THE BLOODS and my Bullies in tight ones.

Best of luck mob! it's all about right decisions and a bit of luck at the moment...

[bazza1]

Crammit Inner 2,049 def by 2,232 Rumcoks
THE BLOODS 2,313 def 2,124 destiny's uncles
Blue Boy 1,405 def by 2,244 OneWinWonders
Deckens Cider 2,160 def 2,095 Marion ManBearPigs
The Labia Lickers 2,279 def 2,143 sharks
Longwood Lions 2,173 def 1,870 HOLLAND'S HERO'S
The Willies 2,166 def by 2,198 Rioli Bolognese
Boongas Bulldogs 2,226 def 2,197 Salad Fingers

[bazza1]

1. Deckens Cider ryan 2 2 0 0 2-0 4189 2992 140.01 8
2. OneWinWonders Corey 2 2 0 0 2-0 4430 3514 126.07 8
3. THE BLOODS Ryan 2 2 0 0 2-0 4523 4032 112.18 8
4. Longwood Lions Kent 2 2 0 0 2-0 4482 4070 110.12 8
5. Rumcoks Dale 2 2 0 0 2-0 4574 4217 108.47 8
6. Rioli Bolognese Matt 2 2 0 0 2-0 4425 4135 107.01 8
7. Boongas Bulldogs Aaron 2 2 0 0 2-0 4272 4162 102.64 8
8. sharks spiro 2 1 0 1 1-1 4143 3990 103.83 4
9. The Labia Lickers Shane 2 1 0 1 1-1 4479 4452 100.61 4
10. The Willies Bryce 2 0 0 2 0-2 4131 4244 97.34 0
11. Marion ManBearPigs Daniel 2 0 0 2 0-2 4204 4346 96.73 0
12. Salad Fingers Sam 2 0 0 2 0-2 4166 4453 93.55 0
13. destiny's uncles Blake 2 0 0 2 0-2 4292 4655 92.20 0
14. Crammit Inner Jason 2 0 0 2 0-2 3957 4442 89.08 0
15. HOLLAND'S HERO'S shaun 2 0 0 2 0-2 3581 4173 85.81 0
16. Blue Boy Blue 2 0 0 2 0-2 2302 4273 53.87 0

[blink]

Dammit! 7 teams above me have scored less in total and I am still sitting 13th. GAY!

[nuggety goodness]

7/8 for me last week with only the Milky Bar Kid letting me down... not a good start to the year.

We move on to round 3 and the match ups are as follows

Crammit Inner vs destiny's uncles
THE BLOODS vs Rumcoks
Blue Boy vs Marion ManBearPigs
Deckens Cider vs OneWinWonders
The Labia Lickers vs HOLLAND'S HERO'S
Longwood Lions vs sharks
The Willies vs Salad Fingers
Boongas Bulldogs vs Rioli Bolognese

NG's tips

Clash of the early titans this week with the two highest scoring teams so far in DIV II with bazza1's BLOODS taking on RON Burgundys Rummies. This should be a cracker but i'm picking Ron's Rummies to take home the choccies.

The top two on the ladder will face off against eachother but there looks to be a fair difference in quality and i think lttf's Ciders will get knocked from top spot by Sorry Dude and his not so aptly named OneWinWonders.

top seed Salad Fingers (Pat Malone) are 0-2 and are up against it again this week against brod and his Willies. both look evenly matched after two weeks and it could go either way. I'm on Pattie to notch up his first win...

My Bullies are up against it and will probably get rolled by MatteeG's Bolognese (I reckon he should be out for the week because rioli is..)

The Lions (Alaska) and the lickers (bum crack) should win their games comfortably, milky bar kid's Pigs WILL win their first for the year and Blink looks likely to register his first win with destiny's uncles

Best of luck lads!

[the milky bar kid]

Sorry Nuggetty! An injury to the coach at Marion has resulted in me being able to focus on my DT instead of pretending to play the game myself on saturdays... Hopefully the form will turn!

I will break my losing streak this week (touch wood) as i come up against the GC17 of Hogg division II

[Alaska]

Crammit Inner 1,867 def by 2,143 destiny's uncles

THE BLOODS 1,982 def by 2,070 Rumcoks

Blue Boy 1,730 def by 2,000 Marion ManBearPigs

Deckens Cider 2,180 def 2,090 OneWinWonders

The Labia Lickers 2,222 def 2,092 HOLLAND'S HERO'S

Longwood Lions 2,001 def by 2,145 sharks

The Willies 2,057 def 1,989 Salad Fingers

Boongas Bulldogs 2,154 def 2,064 Rioli Bolognese


Team name Coach W D L scored against % POINTS
1.Deckens Cider ryan 3 0 0 6369 5082 125.32 12
2.Rumcoks Dale 3 0 0 6644 6199 107.18 12
3.Boongas Bulldogs Aaron 3 0 0 6426 6226 103.21 12
4.OneWinWonders Corey 2 0 1 6520 5694 114.51 8
5.THE BLOODS Ryan 2 0 1 6505 6102 106.60 8
6.sharks spiro 2 0 1 6288 5991 104.96 8
7.Longwood Lions Kent 2 0 1 6483 6215 104.31 8
8.Rioli Bolognese Matt 2 0 1 6489 6289 103.18 8
9.The Labia Lickers Shane 2 0 1 6701 6544 102.40 8
10.Marion ManBearPigs Daniel 1 0 2 6204 6076 102.11 4
11.The Willies Bryce 1 0 2 6188 6233 99.28 4
12.destiny's uncles Blake 1 0 2 6435 6522 98.67 4
13.Salad Fingers Sam 0 0 3 6155 6510 94.55 0
14.HOLLAND'S HERO'S shaun 0 0 3 5673 6395 88.71 0
15.Crammit Inner Jason 0 0 3 5824 6585 88.44 0
16.Blue Boy Blue 0 0 3 4032 6273 64.28 0

League Ranking 3093 of 38580

[Rik E Boy]

Could someone from Div II please post the scoring for Round 4 (including League Rank) so I can update the Hogg Rankings thread. Otherwise your scores will not be included.

regards,

REB