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West Coast are Smooth Criminals

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:27 pm

West Coast Eagles (Smooth Criminals)
(to the tune of Smooth Criminal by Micheal Jackson)

As he jumped out the window
Where did he go
Asked the DUI cop
Then he saw him and shouted HEY STOP
He ran hard, took off where did he go BOOM!!
Should have been struck off or sent to his room

Benny are you ok
So, Benny are you ok
Are you ok Benny
Benny are you ok
So, Benny are you ok
Are you ok Benny
Benny are you ok
So, Benny are you ok
Are you ok Benny
West Coast Eagles
Are smooth criminals

At the night club Daniel Kerr glug glug
It was on a weekday, so he swung like a thug
Hand to hand fighting he’s a punching machine
Knows that darn well, he’s still in the team

Danny are you ok
So, Danny are you ok
Are you ok Danny
Danny are you ok
So, Danny are you ok
Are you ok Danny
Danny are you ok
So, Danny are you ok
Are you ok Danny
Danny are you ok
West Coast Eagles
Are smooth criminals

Okay, I want everybody
in the press conference now!
Deny that
West Coast Eagles
Are smooth criminals!!

regards,

REB

*Apologies to Wacko Jacko
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Postby am Bays » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:35 pm

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
:prayer: :prayer: :prayer: :prayer: :prayer: :prayer:
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Postby mal » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:19 pm

Another pre-season indiscretion
Another WC grand final coming up.

Maybe Daniel Kerr should change his christian name to Wayne.

REB agree :prayer: :prayer: =D> =D> :prayer: :prayer: =D> =D>
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Postby smac » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:24 pm

Well played again REB.
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Postby BenchedEagle » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:11 pm

Theres not much to do in your spare time out in Ipswich is there REB?
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Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:43 pm

lizbeff eaglez wrote:Theres not much to do in your spare time out in Ipswich is there REB?


There is a a bit of excitement up there, with that mad fish n' chip shop owner bloodnut being back in the papers again! :wink:
It's also the home town of 'The Little General': League legend Allan 'Alfie' Langer! :prayer:
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GO THE GROWL!!!


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Postby spell_check » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:51 pm

Gold. 8)
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Postby Thiele » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:56 pm

excellent work REB :prayer: :prayer: =D> =D>
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Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:38 am

Snaggletooth Tiger wrote:
lizbeff eaglez wrote:Theres not much to do in your spare time out in Ipswich is there REB?


There is a a bit of excitement up there, with that mad fish n' chip shop owner bloodnut being back in the papers again! :wink:
It's also the home town of 'The Little General': League legend Allan 'Alfie' Langer! :prayer:


Mate the stories you hear about Alfie are bloody funny, he's a real boozehound..plays up more than I used to LOL. Also, you can always tell which posters aren't especially creative as they never fail to post 'too much time on your hands' whenever something creative is posted. It is a most telling post because the assumption is that it took hours for me to come up with it but most of that 5hit comes to me quite quickly and doesn't take all that long to write or post (geeky touch typist alert!)..the only thing that slows it down is all of the voices in my head LOL. :wink:

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Postby RoosterMarty » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:10 am

I saw that over on Bigfooty's Bay 13, brilliant work!
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Postby Leaping Lindner » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:00 pm

Superb REB - funny stuff. =D>
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Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:00 pm

RoosterMarty wrote:I saw that over on Bigfooty's Bay 13, brilliant work!


That Catnip dude stole it off me :wink:

regards,

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Re: West Coast are Smooth Criminals

Postby BenchedEagle » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:19 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:West Coast Eagles (Smooth Criminals)
(to the tune of Smooth Criminal by Micheal Jackson)


At the night club Daniel Kerr glug glug
It was on a weekday, so he swung like a thug
Hand to hand fighting he’s a punching machine
Knows that darn well, he’s still in the team

Ill pay this verse. :lol:
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Postby Psyber » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:34 pm

It is all just standard form for the WEST COAST ILLEGALS is it not.
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Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:54 pm

Benny are you ok? Are you ok Benny? Fair dinkum this one could be made a sticky.

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Postby RustyCage » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:50 pm

Nice Work "Weird Al REB"
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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