Things that make you laugh

[Squids]

basically lol

[heater31]

This

Bill Shorten is doing it tough on $330,000

Cry me a bloody river Mr Shorten and get a f**king real job you toss bag.

[Diddy]

This

Bill Shorten is doing it tough on $330,000

Cry me a bloody river Mr Shorten and get a f**king real job you toss bag.

I think you have confirmed yourself as a typical Adelaide Now user - post angry comment after only reading the headline.

[Johno6]

you have to admit reading the comments below the article is the best bit

[White Line Fever]

you have to admit reading the comments below the article is the best bit

Don't these people realise there is entire forums to vent on!!!

[Booney]

Carrie Bickmore on The Project last night, made a mess of "Qantas customer".

Nine msn might have the footage, I think.

[smac]

Carrie Bickmore on The Project last night, made a mess of "Qantas customer".

Nine msn might have the footage, I think.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/viralvacuum/ ... lip.glance

[Brodlach]

fisho macspaz

[fisho mcspaz]

fisho macspaz

Oh dear, what have I done?


Things that are not making me laugh at the moment but will probably make me laugh in half an hour's time: the littlest McSpaz announcing 'Por' (his word for when he's done a poo) and presenting me with a nappy. I tried to change him and he stamped his foot and shouted 'No!' and kept pointing at the nappy and then at ME. I tried to explain that I haven't done a poo and that the brown stain all over my trackies is from coffee, but he doesn't understand what coffee is, so he kept shaking his head and insisting I put the nappy on. After I'd said no a few times, he got cross and sat down on the couch really hard, whereupon his own nappy exploded.

[heater31]

fisho macspaz

Gets better, head over the the Southern league room and more fisho gold to be found.

Shrieking toddler and wiping banana through ones hair :lol:

[OnSong]

fisho macspaz

Oh dear, what have I done?


Things that are not making me laugh at the moment but will probably make me laugh in half an hour's time: the littlest McSpaz announcing 'Por' (his word for when he's done a poo) and presenting me with a nappy. I tried to change him and he stamped his foot and shouted 'No!' and kept pointing at the nappy and then at ME. I tried to explain that I haven't done a poo and that the brown stain all over my trackies is from coffee, but he doesn't understand what coffee is, so he kept shaking his head and insisting I put the nappy on. After I'd said no a few times, he got cross and sat down on the couch really hard, whereupon his own nappy exploded.

Yeah, it's "coffee" on my pants too.

[Brodlach]

fisho macspaz

Oh dear, what have I done?


Things that are not making me laugh at the moment but will probably make me laugh in half an hour's time: the littlest McSpaz announcing 'Por' (his word for when he's done a poo) and presenting me with a nappy. I tried to change him and he stamped his foot and shouted 'No!' and kept pointing at the nappy and then at ME. I tried to explain that I haven't done a poo and that the brown stain all over my trackies is from coffee, but he doesn't understand what coffee is, so he kept shaking his head and insisting I put the nappy on. After I'd said no a few times, he got cross and sat down on the couch really hard, whereupon his own nappy exploded.

Your a classic

[Squawk]

The SMH website this morning, which published a headline/grab as follows:

"Woman Jailed for Penis Chopping"

A Sydney woman who chopped off part of her former lover's penis to stop him targetting other women...
Next to this headline piece was a headshot picture.....of Julie Bishop.

Someone in SMH editing and production must have had a lot of explaining to do this morning!

[OnSong]

Carrie Bickmore and her Qantas pronunciation

[Pseudo]

Yeah, it's "coffee" on my pants too.

white or black?

[Magpiespower]

Horrifying.

Yet hilarious.

S#!t is real from 2.46...

[cennals05]

Horrifying.

Yet hilarious.

S#!t is real from 2.46...

I feel sorry for little girl. No chance in life if her Mum is going to hang around men like that.

[Magpiespower]

I feel sorry for little girl. No chance in life if her Mum is going to hang around men like that.

That's the horrifying bit.

But 2.49 - 2.52 cracks me up every time.

Classic slapstick...

[Q.]

I've flipped my own skateboard into my face and got caned. Can't imagine what that full blown swing to head must have felt like

[Squids]

Don't drink coffee and you don't have any problems.

Amazing that guy got up after being whacked on the head with the skateboard.