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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Sky Pilot » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:17 am

Spargo wrote:Why some blokes use the only toilet cubicle to take a p1ss when there is urinal that stands 5 men right there.
They invariably don't flush it and leave drops on the seat they left down!

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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Bully » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:43 am

Sky Pilot wrote:
Spargo wrote:Why some blokes use the only toilet cubicle to take a p1ss when there is urinal that stands 5 men right there.
They invariably don't flush it and leave drops on the seat they left down!

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probably because it stops perverts looking at you whilst you are doing your business, probably because guys want privacy when doing their business.
yes, lift the seat up if using the toileet instead of the urinal, i hate that too, but some guys do want privacy. I dont want a gay guy walking in and watching me urinate, or an old bugger/general guy, where there is plenty of room using the urinal, and he stands half a foot away from you .
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Spargo » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:29 am

Bully wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
Spargo wrote:Why some blokes use the only toilet cubicle to take a p1ss when there is urinal that stands 5 men right there.
They invariably don't flush it and leave drops on the seat they left down!

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probably because it stops perverts looking at you whilst you are doing your business, probably because guys want privacy when doing their business.
yes, lift the seat up if using the toileet instead of the urinal, i hate that too, but some guys do want privacy. I dont want a gay guy walking in and watching me urinate, or an old bugger/general guy, where there is plenty of room using the urinal, and he stands half a foot away from you .

So in a nutshell , scrap all urinals?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Bully » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:36 pm

Spargo wrote:
Bully wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
Spargo wrote:Why some blokes use the only toilet cubicle to take a p1ss when there is urinal that stands 5 men right there.
They invariably don't flush it and leave drops on the seat they left down!

Midget dicks


probably because it stops perverts looking at you whilst you are doing your business, probably because guys want privacy when doing their business.
yes, lift the seat up if using the toileet instead of the urinal, i hate that too, but some guys do want privacy. I dont want a gay guy walking in and watching me urinate, or an old bugger/general guy, where there is plenty of room using the urinal, and he stands half a foot away from you .

So in a nutshell , scrap all urinals?


i never said that??
personal choice is what is being said, i use the toilet instead of the urinal on some occassions, i for one dont like creepy males standing around me when doing my business most of the times either.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:34 pm

forget toilets as such, have a pissing garden with a number of trees to use
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:35 am

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x2. At least people will still remember the Nut Bush in 10 years.

Yeah of course, it'll stick around for awhile, hope so anyway. Always gets a run at parties I go to.

It always looks good when folks get up together and do a dance.

Nut Bush went off last night at my friends 21st. We smashed it.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:39 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Nut Bush went off last night at my friends 21st. We smashed it.


Nice work mate, it's a time honoured classic.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Agile » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:25 am

I dont understand how our polly's can sleep at night. Well done Part time Pat. If anyone had any respect for labour pollies you have just shattered them.
Disgraceful. $148,000 a year now. $151,000 a year untill you die [ parliamentary pension] and its still not enough. If you have got so much spare time after looking after your electorate what does that say about the rest of your back bench mates?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Sky Pilot » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:00 pm

Agile wrote:I dont understand how our polly's can sleep at night. Well done Part time Pat. If anyone had any respect for labour pollies you have just shattered them.
Disgraceful. $148,000 a year now. $151,000 a year untill you die [ parliamentary pension] and its still not enough. If you have got so much spare time after looking after your electorate what does that say about the rest of your back bench mates?

Just another case of snouts in the trough. Punters voted for him and his mates and this is what you get. Pathetic, the whole lot of them.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby White Line Fever » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:19 pm

How a boss can turn so quickly on you when you quit even though you have been a model employee entire time.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby mickey » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:22 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:
Agile wrote:I dont understand how our polly's can sleep at night. Well done Part time Pat. If anyone had any respect for labour pollies you have just shattered them.
Disgraceful. $148,000 a year now. $151,000 a year untill you die [ parliamentary pension] and its still not enough. If you have got so much spare time after looking after your electorate what does that say about the rest of your back bench mates?

Just another case of snouts in the trough. Punters voted for him and his mates and this is what you get. Pathetic, the whole lot of them.


Gotta watch those snouts... dodgy bastards
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:22 pm

Pissed off your leaving obviously. If you have been there for 3 months, you should have a weeks annual leave up your sleeve. Ask for it.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby HH3 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:23 pm

White Line Fever wrote:How a boss can turn so quickly on you when you quit even though you have been a model employee entire time.


Flip his desk...
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Squids » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:29 pm

Why cat food tastes so bad
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby helicopterking » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:35 pm

Squids wrote:Why cat food tastes so bad


Why they rape our Salmon stocks to put in cat food. Surely carp would be a better option and salt the shit out of it.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Squids » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:38 pm

A fair question but we all know the answer to it.
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby helicopterking » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:05 pm

Squids wrote:A fair question but we all know the answer to it.


Classic case of 2 birds,1 stone i would have thought
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Brodlach » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:33 am

Squids wrote:Why cat food tastes so bad


I know your a pussy ;) , but why did you eat cat food?
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby Psyber » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:23 am

Bully wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
Spargo wrote:Why some blokes use the only toilet cubicle to take a p1ss when there is urinal that stands 5 men right there.
They invariably don't flush it and leave drops on the seat they left down!
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probably because it stops perverts looking at you whilst you are doing your business, probably because guys want privacy when doing their business.
yes, lift the seat up if using the toileet instead of the urinal, i hate that too, but some guys do want privacy. I dont want a gay guy walking in and watching me urinate, or an old bugger/general guy, where there is plenty of room using the urinal, and he stands half a foot away from you .

I'm not threatened by the existence of homosexuals so it doesn't worry me if they want to watch me pee - even when I pause, occasionally, to use a roadside tree...
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:28 am

How some people get banned or suspended on here for real trivial stuff sometimes but others get away with a whole lot more and get nothing :?
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