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Re: I need to know....

Postby HH3 » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:54 pm

CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:05 pm

CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!



How about I shove a football up your arse and then you try shit it out and then tell us ;)

that still wouldn't even be close :lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby CENTURION » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:16 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!



How about I shove a football up your arse and then you try shit it out and then tell us ;)

that still wouldn't even be close :lol:

Because eventually, after several attempts, my arse muscles would stretch & get used to it!
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Re: I need to know....

Postby heater31 » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:17 pm

CENTURION wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!



How about I shove a football up your arse and then you try shit it out and then tell us ;)

that still wouldn't even be close :lol:

Because eventually, after several attempts, my arse muscles would stretch & get used to it!


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Strawb » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:21 pm

How the tiser still have Rucci as it's head football writer
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Re: I need to know....

Postby scoob » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:23 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!



How about I shove a football up your arse and then you try shit it out and then tell us ;)

that still wouldn't even be close :lol:


I think what Centurion is trying to say that if we did stick footballs up our arses and try to shit them out for 80,000 years or so then presumably our arses would adapt and become used to it.... Not so apparently for childbirth.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby CENTURION » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:50 pm

scoob wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!



How about I shove a football up your arse and then you try shit it out and then tell us ;)

that still wouldn't even be close :lol:


I think what Centurion is trying to say that if we did stick footballs up our arses and try to shit them out for 80,000 years or so then presumably our arses would adapt and become used to it.... Not so apparently for childbirth.

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Re: I need to know....

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:57 pm

If men were the ones giving birth, it would be all over in 30 seconds. Then down the pub to get pissed and pregnant again.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:06 pm

HH3 wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Psyber » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:12 pm

CENTURION wrote:Why, after thousands of years of practice & evolution, women still find childbirth painful & stressful!
Basically as a species we have pushed evolution pretty well as far as it can go in terms of head size versus body (and therefore pelvis size).
The next step in the evolution of the human brain may require a reversion to a less safe for the foetus option like the Marsupials.
That is, an earlier stage less developed foetus goes into a nice stretchy pouch to develop further.
With our levels of overpopulation we can accept a few more losses between the birth canal and the pouch.

The alternative is the development of affordable artificial womb technology, giving "funded child care" a new meaning...
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Re: I need to know....

Postby HH3 » Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:10 pm

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Re: I need to know....

Postby OnSong » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:44 pm

If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:24 pm

OnSong wrote:If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.

I'm a happy poster.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby OnSong » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:24 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
OnSong wrote:If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.

I'm a happy poster.

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Re: I need to know....

Postby scoob » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:31 pm

OnSong wrote:If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.


I have a gay dog.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby smac » Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:14 pm

scoob wrote:
OnSong wrote:If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.


I have a gay dog.

I bet he'd lick anything with peanut butter on it. That doesn't make him gay.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby scoob » Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:37 pm

smac wrote:
scoob wrote:
OnSong wrote:If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.


I have a gay dog.

I bet he'd lick anything with peanut butter on it. That doesn't make him gay.


Nah its not jonly the peanut butter thing - its the fact he enjoys humping other boys dogs that makes me think he is gay.

I kick him in the guts everytime he does it. It's embarassing.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:43 pm

scoob wrote:
smac wrote:
scoob wrote:
OnSong wrote:If there are any openly gay SA Footy posters.

Because apparently I need to know if any athletes are openly gay as well.

I do know there are a few posters with gay siblings.


I have a gay dog.

I bet he'd lick anything with peanut butter on it. That doesn't make him gay.


Nah its not jonly the peanut butter thing - its the fact he enjoys humping other boys dogs that makes me think he is gay.

I kick him in the guts everytime he does it. It's embarassing.

apparently dogs do that to show who's the boss. Not a sexual thing. That's what dr harry cooper said.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:50 pm

You kick your dog in the guts? :shock:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby scoob » Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:52 pm

Footy Chick wrote:You kick your dog in the guts? :shock:


When he is humping someone else's dog - of course I do.

Well if doctor harry is correct our dog really likes to be the boss!
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