I need to know....

[Johno6]

Why are one of my shoe laces always longer than the other.

Why is there Panadol and nuerophen rapid.
Shouldn't all of them be rapid. Why would you want them to take their time to start working.

[CENTURION]

because you have put different length laces in your shoes,
ask a doctor.

[Johno6]

I bought them this way
Why ask a dr when I have safooty

Also did uk fan get banned for his post yesterday?

[dedja]

Why does water come out of the shower head a couple of mins after the taps are turned off? ... usually for about 10 secs or so.

[JK]

Does this state not do any Road works for 10 years, then spend the next 10 years doing nothing but roadworks?

[Footy Chick]

Why does water come out of the shower head a couple of mins after the taps are turned off? ... usually for about 10 secs or so.

Time to replace your washers?

[dedja]

Nope, they're ceramic taps so they don't leak.

You turn the taps off, the water stops running for about 2 mins, then water runs out slowly for about 10 secs, then it stops. There are no drips after.

WTF???

[CENTURION]

because Athelstone is weird too.

[CENTURION]

I bought them this way
Why ask a dr when I have safooty

Also did uk fan get banned for his post yesterday?

what did he post?

[Johno6]

I bought them this way
Why ask a dr when I have safooty

Also did uk fan get banned for his post yesterday?

what did he post?

Some classic jokes.

Thought it may of got moved to the jokes thread

[OnSong]

Nope, they're ceramic taps so they don't leak.

You turn the taps off, the water stops running for about 2 mins, then water runs out slowly for about 10 secs, then it stops. There are no drips after.

WTF???

Has this been happening long? Depending on the make of your shower, it can take a whole but water will be trapped towards the top. The head of the shower falls a bit under the weight of the water and that remaining water comes out once the shower head is low enough. This happens in my shower from time to time. Have you watched it do it?

[tipper]

I was doing the lawns and stuff this morning and the missus was gardening/weeding behind me and found a baby snake - No problems, the broom took care of it, just wondering if you have to report it or anything?

Technically you can't kill any native animal, but no judge would convict you for killing a brown snake on your own suburban property.

while that is correct, i believe there is an exception for snakes that are 'posing a danger" to yourself, your kids or your pets on your property. although if you are going to kill one, make sure you do it first strike, otherwise they get pretty pissed off, just ask my brother inlaw who only winged one first shot of his shotgun (out on the farm of course, not in suburbia) supposedly he has never reloaded so fast!

[CENTURION]

How the "word you aren't allowed to type" do you miss with a shotgun??

[tipper]

dont know, but i think he is looking at double barrel now, he currently only has a single shot. the thing just came right for him when he clipped it.

[OnSong]

how the word you aren't allowed to type miss with a shotgun??

I read this sentence three times and it still means nothing to me.

[Brodlach]

how the word you aren't allowed to type miss with a shotgun??

I read this sentence three times and it still means nothing to me.

Glad I wasnt the only one.

[CENTURION]

read it again.

[dedja]

Nope, they're ceramic taps so they don't leak.

You turn the taps off, the water stops running for about 2 mins, then water runs out slowly for about 10 secs, then it stops. There are no drips after.

WTF???

Has this been happening long? Depending on the make of your shower, it can take a whole but water will be trapped towards the top. The head of the shower falls a bit under the weight of the water and that remaining water comes out once the shower head is low enough. This happens in my shower from time to time. Have you watched it do it?

That's exactly what happens, both shower heads. Yes, it has been happening for a while and will happen even if the shower heads don't fall.

What get's me is what causes the pressure build up (or release) when the taps are sealed? Faarked if I know.

[OnSong]

Nope, they're ceramic taps so they don't leak.

You turn the taps off, the water stops running for about 2 mins, then water runs out slowly for about 10 secs, then it stops. There are no drips after.

WTF???

Has this been happening long? Depending on the make of your shower, it can take a while but water will be trapped towards the top. The head of the shower falls a bit under the weight of the water and that remaining water comes out once the shower head is low enough. This happens in my shower from time to time. Have you watched it do it?

That's exactly what happens, both shower heads. Yes, it has been happening for a while and will happen even if the shower heads don't fall.

What get's me is what causes the pressure build up (or release) when the taps are sealed? Faarked if I know.

x2. Can't explain it but yeah, it doesn't really matter as it stops pretty quickly, so I never really worried about it.

[CENTURION]

happens to mine too from time to time, stops eventually, no biggy.