by Strawb » Fri May 24, 2013 5:58 pm
by mal » Mon May 27, 2013 7:14 pm
Strawb wrote:Another Collingwood girl was involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
by locky801 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:02 am
by locky801 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:57 pm
by mal » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:38 pm
by mal » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:30 pm
by wristwatcher » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:25 pm
mal wrote:Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
1.Its important to have a woman,who always cooks , always cleans up, and has a job
2 Its important to have a woman , who makes you laugh , and kisses you non stop
3 Its important to have a woman that gives good sex
4 Its important to have a woman that gives great head
5 Its very very important that these four women don't know each other
by Kahuna » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:50 pm
by Strawb » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:09 pm
by Baron Greenback » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:59 pm
by Strawb » Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:07 am
by valleys07 » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:27 pm
tipper wrote:Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. he walks over and asks Paul whats wrong
"well", replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that i wanted to ask out, but i got an erection every time i saw her?"
"Yes" replies Jeff with a laugh
"well", says Paul, straightening up, "i finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed"
"Thats great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her earlier this evening", continues Paul" but i was worried id get an erection again, so i got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if i did it wouldnt show"
"sensible" says Jeff
"So i get to her door" says Paul, "and i rang her doorbell, she answered in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw"
"and then what happened?" asked Jeff
Paul slumps back over the bar again "I kicked her in the face..."
by Strawb » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:38 pm
by mal » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:07 pm
by OnSong » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:10 am
mal wrote:A Collingwood couple were on the piss and smoking pot all night
Then there was an emergency, the wife rang an ambulance
' Can you get an ambulance here real quick, my baby has swallowed a condom, we cant get the condom out"
An ambulance is dispatched
A few minutes later the wife rings back the ambulance centre
" Can you now cancel that ambulance?"
" Why are you cancelling ?"
" Its all right now we found another condom."
by Kahuna » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:07 pm
by Scouser » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:26 pm
by mal » Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:27 am
by Strawb » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:24 am
by Booney » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:26 am
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