You know Adelaide's a small place when..

[OhMyHat]

..you walk past someone's desk at work and they're browsing this site.

So this is 2019 telling 2021 to get back to work!

[MightyEagles]

you say that something is only down the road, but it's really all the way cross town.

[Psyber]

When you've moved to Melbourne and it takes over an hour to drive practically anywhere, and about 2 hours to get to the airport from the outer eastern suburbs!

[Coorong]

When you've moved to Melbourne and it takes over an hour to drive practically anywhere, and about 2 hours to get to the airport from the outer eastern suburbs!

Well then move to Templestowe. On the ringroad 25 minutes.

[power01]

South Australians are proof that Tasmanias can swim...........

[Mr66]

When you've moved to Melbourne and it takes over an hour to drive practically anywhere, and about 2 hours to get to the airport from the outer eastern suburbs!

Try getting a tram from South Melbourne to the CBD during peak hour.
I have flown to Adelaide quicker than this!

[MightyEagles]

South Australians are proof that Tasmanias can swim...........

I think you mean Port Adelaide supporters.

[Dogwatcher]

South Australians are proof that Tasmanias can swim...........

I think you mean Port Adelaide supporters.

Nah, that's proof that monkeys have left the trees... ;

[Mr66]

South Australians are proof that Tasmanias can swim...........

I think you mean Port Adelaide supporters.

Nah, that's proof that monkeys have left the trees... ;

And Collingwood fans are proof that some have stayed in the trees.

[Rik E Boy]

South Australians are proof that Tasmanias can swim...........

I think you mean Port Adelaide supporters.

Nah, that's proof that monkeys have left the trees... ;

And Collingwood fans are proof that some have stayed in the trees.

And St Kilda fans are proof that some of the monkeys may have came out of the trees but they landed on their heads while doing so.

regards,

REB

[Dutchy]

you read some of the posts on here....

[RustyCage]

1. You know the state floral and fauna emblem: the Sturt Desert Pea and the Hairy Nose Wombat
2. You can't tell, is marijuana still illegal?
3. You hate Victorians with a passion
4. While driving on your morning commute, you see Fords and Holdens dating back to every decade.
5. You consider 45 degrees, a tad warm
6. You know how to pronounce Castle, Dance, Graph and Plant properly.
7. You actually support your local footy.
8. You believe Mt Thebarton should have been a real mountain.
9. You’ve been to at least one Punk/HC gig.
10. You cant successfully walk down rundle mall without bumping into someone
11. You love seeing Big Johhny at the cricket.
12. A nice day means when you can walk out from under the shadows
13. You use the world ‘heaps’
14. You have come to accept that there are only two seasons, not so hot and hot.
15. You see at least 20 churches on your way to work or school.
16. You avoid Elizabeth at all costs.
17. You went to the Museum about 7 times on school excursions.
18. You don't find it weird that every time you go downtown, some crazy guy is talking to himself or playing a electric keyboard, on demo.
19. Your premier is a Kiwi.
20. You know South Australians invented the Wine Cask, the Grain Harvester, Penicillin, the Hills hoist, and the retractable seatbelt.
21. You know what fritz and sauce is.
22. You know what a pasty is.
23. You know the next word to this sentence… “the next train to…”
24. The took a drive in Springfield to have a look at the houses.
25. You can drink the tap water, and say mm not that bad.
26. You love your Farmers Union Ice Coffeee.
27. The police don't respond to a crime scene because they are busy trying to find any reason to defect a "P-plater”
28. You can check the sports headlines daily to find out whether the **** Mark Ricciuto is playing or not.
29. You hate Media Mike
30. You think of Coopers Pale Ale as the staple beer
31.You hate the new Airport as soon as it opened.
32. You know where the malls balls are.
33. Your lawn hasn’t been watered in about 10 year
34. Your state is the greatest AFL state per population
35. You feel like taking a weapon for protection to the Showdown.
36. You hate grandmas and there knitting at the crow’s home games
37. Bush Fires are almost a tradition
38. You know at least half your state was one big weapon test site.
39. You have the worlds best graffiti
40. You know how scary it is to drive next to a road train
41. You get angry when you see a car with VIC number plates.
42. The only thing you like about Victoria is the MCG
43. You can recite the Adelaide Metro Train Announcement of by heart.
44. Your Ice cream melted before you paid for it
45. Your drugs are the highest quality of all the states.
46. You use the world minda
47. You know what fruchocs are

[Strawb]

Living in Victoria Farmers Union Iced Coffee doesn't taste the same and i miss Fruchocs. I don't miss Fritz with sauce. And the next train to Adelaide will now depart in 20 minutes

[power01]

"Stopping all stations to Dry Creek then express train to Adelaide"


scary i still remember that......

[Strawb]

"Stopping all stations to Dry Creek then express train to Adelaide"


scary i still remember that......

Yeah same here i had an ex whom lived out sailsbury way not lizbeth

[power01]

"Stopping all stations to Dry Creek then express train to Adelaide"


scary i still remember that......

Yeah same here i had an ex whom lived out sailsbury way not lizbeth

no the message to lizbeth was "body armour,flak jackets and M16's available"

[johntheclaret]

"Stopping all stations to Dry Creek then express train to Adelaide"


scary i still remember that......

Yeah same here i had an ex whom lived out sailsbury way not lizbeth

Same here. I used to live inSalisbury.

[smac]

I grew up in Salisbury, throwing rocks at those trains you boys were on!

[Dogwatcher]

I grew up alongside that trainline. Funny the things you see/do as a kid.
Throwing rocks, fruit, putting sleepers on the track, crushing coins, playing chicken.
Watched as homies tagged and bombed up stations and trains.
Trains are toys!

Once even hopped on the back of a goods train as it slowed down through Munno Para and hopped off at Elizabeth.

Hilltop Hoods payed homage to the "the next train will depart platform..." on their track Stopping All Stations.

[Punk Rooster]

Nah, that's proof that monkeys have left the trees... ;

And Collingwood fans are proof that some have stayed in the trees.

And St Kilda fans are proof that some of the monkeys may have came out of the trees but they landed on their heads while doing so.

regards,

REB

ROTFLMFAO!