Things that make you laugh

[Footy Chick]

a brewery?

[HH3]

*Language Warning*

[Johno6]

I work for my fiancées dad.

I don't get no special treatment, I try to do the opposite.
I don't want to be hated by everyone else for being the golden child.



no excuse me while I go out for morning smoko with the boss in my brand new Mercedes.

[The Dark Knight]

*Language Warning*

That is gold!!

[Zelezny Chucks]

The fact that the phrase "who do you have to **** to get a promotion around here?" is actually relevant in my workplace, because the GM is only the GM because his father in law owns the place.

Posting this from a work PC?

Yeah, but he thinks its funny too. The other day he told me that I needed to marry someone who's dad owns a business to get all the perks he has.

Gold! Ask if his missus has a sister!

[woodublieve12]

*Language Warning*

that was brilliant... some of the others on there too are gold...

[Lightning McQueen]

The fact that the phrase "who do you have to **** to get a promotion around here?" is actually relevant in my workplace, because the GM is only the GM because his father in law owns the place.

Posting this from a work PC?

Yeah, but he thinks its funny too. The other day he told me that I needed to marry someone who's dad owns a business to get all the perks he has.

Gold! Ask if his missus has a sister!

Or ask if his relationship is shaky!

[Johno6]

or root his missus and make it shaky!

[Magpiespower]

Who said Macca's isn't healthy?

[JK]

The reaction of Will Smith's family to Miley Cyrus MTV Awards performance/debacle

[woodublieve12]

The reaction of Will Smith's family to Miley Cyrus MTV Awards performance/debacle

[JK]

*Language Warning*

that was brilliant... some of the others on there too are gold...

LMAO just saw these, sensational!!

[Magpiespower]

The reaction of Will Smith's family to Miley Cyrus MTV Awards performance/debacle

They were actually watching After Earth...

[Q.]

The reaction of Will Smith's family to Miley Cyrus MTV Awards performance/debacle

For the record, that is Jaden Smith's perma-expression:

[The Dark Knight]

That's gold.

[mickey]

Essendon will still finish above the Crows

[HH3]

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And the rest of these accounts on Twitter. They're hilarious

[Q.]

gooby pls

[Booney]

Japanese police have got to the bottom of a mysterious crime wave that saw 200 leather bicycle saddles vanish in a matter of months, reports say.

Joji Kondo, 35, confessed to police that he would steal the saddles, and then sniff and lick them when he got home, the Sports Hochi reported on Sunday.
He told officers that he liked the texture and smell of leather and that he particularly "likes saddles sat on by women", the newspaper said.
Police in Yokohama, near Tokyo, had been receiving regular reports since January that bicycle seats were going missing, the paper and other media said.
Kondo told police that he knew by the aroma whether the bike he was targeting belonged to a man or a woman, the paper said.
The Kanagawa prefectural police declined to confirm the reports.

[smac]

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