Best lines youve ever used that have actually worked.
Best pickup lines you've ever used
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Best pickup lines you've ever used
by tomo » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:25 pm
Let's hear em!
Best lines youve ever used that have actually worked.
Best lines youve ever used that have actually worked.
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Footy Chick » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:51 pm
A random asked me out the front of Joplins one night if i'd like to go home for coffee...
I said sorry, I dont drink coffee, will sex do?
Worked for me...
I said sorry, I dont drink coffee, will sex do?
Worked for me...
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Dogwatcher » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:55 pm
Did the guy have a cute voice?
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Punk Rooster » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:02 pm
pick up lines?
It's not what you say, it's how you say it...
Confidence is good, over-confidence isn't- I reckon girls prefer charm over pick-up lines
It's not what you say, it's how you say it...
Confidence is good, over-confidence isn't- I reckon girls prefer charm over pick-up lines
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Dogwatcher » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:05 pm
Base this on experience PR?
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Footy Chick » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:14 pm
Dogwatcher wrote:Did the guy have a cute voice?
Yes, as a matter of fact he did
... he also played for the Rams, therefore giving away how long ago this event occured...Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Punk Rooster » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:22 pm
Dogwatcher wrote:Base this on experience PR?
most definately
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Dogwatcher » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:24 pm
So which one was it FC?
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by smac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:26 pm
Yes, that was them.
Sorry FC.
Sorry FC.
Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by silicone skyline » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:28 pm
It was probably the front rowers.
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Dogwatcher » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:28 pm
giggle at smac.
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Footy Chick » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:46 pm
smac wrote:Yes, that was them.
Sorry FC.
Huh?
Not a real good photo DW, cant tell from that one..
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...
Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by smac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:50 pm
I was answering on your behalf FC - meaning the whole team... Oh never mind. I hate explaining jokes. 
Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Footy Chick » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:09 pm
smac wrote:I was answering on your behalf FC - meaning the whole team... Oh never mind. I hate explaining jokes.
HA! now that I get it, that was funny..
(seniors moment, sorry..)
PS : Wrong team
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by silicone skyline » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:14 pm
Rudall Rams?
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by magpie in the 80's » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:27 pm
Falcon Chick wrote:smac wrote:Yes, that was them.
Sorry FC.
Huh?
Not a real good photo DW, cant tell from that one..
thats cause they STILL got their clothes on
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Booney » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:45 pm
Seaton Rams?
Anyway,very rarely would one line work,perhaps the whole approach and first impression that counts.
Anyway,very rarely would one line work,perhaps the whole approach and first impression that counts.
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If you want to go far, go together.
If you want to go far, go together.
Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:11 pm
MALE - you must be a screwdriver!!!!
female - why???
male - cos everytime i look at you, you make my nuts tighten!!!!!
female - why???
male - cos everytime i look at you, you make my nuts tighten!!!!!
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Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by Coorong » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:36 pm
Punk Rooster wrote:pick up lines?
It's not what you say, it's how you say it...
Confidence is good, over-confidence isn't- I reckon girls prefer charm over pick-up lines
Man for a youngster you are sooo right dude and DONT forget it. Still works at my age, in the supermarket, at the coffee shop or a wink and a turn of the head as you walk past. if she turns too you are on the money.
Ever wondered why you see some honeys with ugly guys. For those that wonder.....will allways wonder!
Re: Best pickup lines you've ever used
by mal » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:32 pm
This is a ridgeydidge line I used at the old Bay Disco that ran
in the 1980s at the Glenelg Footy Club.
If there was an ethnic or dark haired girl I would introduce myself with this line.
" EXCUSE ME ARE YOU FROM LEBANON???"
" no im not why?"
" OH ITS JUST THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A BAYROOT GIRL [Beirut girl ]
It was a favoured line of mine, and worked a treat[got slapped once]
in the 1980s at the Glenelg Footy Club.
If there was an ethnic or dark haired girl I would introduce myself with this line.
" EXCUSE ME ARE YOU FROM LEBANON???"
" no im not why?"
" OH ITS JUST THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A BAYROOT GIRL [Beirut girl ]
It was a favoured line of mine, and worked a treat[got slapped once]
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