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by **mal** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:32 pm

On approaching woman I would say.

" DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOOK LIKE ?"
"who"
" YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS JUST SEEN ONE OF THE THE
MOST GORGEOUS MEN IN THE WORLD."

It worked often enough :shock:

by **mal** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:34 pm

On discussing good living , loss of weight etc etc I would say to a chick

" DO YOU KNOW ONLY 3 WOMEN HAVE TOLD ME IVE LOST WEIGHT AND LOOK GREAT."

I would pause then say

" MY WIFE AND 2 GIRLFRIENDS."

Worked occasionally, got a laugh or 2

by **Punk Rooster** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:36 pm

mal wrote:On approaching woman I would say.

" DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOOK LIKE ?"
"who"
" YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS JUST SEEN ONE OF THE THE
MOST GORGEOUS MEN IN THE WORLD."

It worked often enough

it only worked if I was with you!

by **mal** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:38 pm

One of the worst things ive said to a sheila who was stuck up
and teasing the crapp outa me, I got a bit frustrated and said

" I CAN TELL YOUR A VIRGIN."
" How can you tell that?"
" YOUR FACED IS ROOTED."

I dipped out badly.....

by **mal** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:49 pm

I was a successful single as I was not the stereotyped male of the 80s
Too often I would hear other lads come up with
DO YOU COME HEAR OFEN
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK
WOULD YOU LIKE A DANCE
YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT

Honestly without being a big head I used to win sheilas with my gob
I was exteremely unorthodox, at times women didnt know how to handle me.

One of my greatest secrets to bedding woman, was to make sweeping comments
then tone down the attack and then gain TRUST
I would ask women for a phone number to hang out during the week
I would then ask WHERE THEY WANTED TO HANG OUT
I put the onus on women, they would open up with suggested rendevous
I would then ascertain thier likings in life, I would zero in etc
By gaining that TRUST I found myself in assorted bedrooms, even the same nights.
Meanwhile the other guys were buying women drinks and generally boring them...

by **RustyCage** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:13 am

I generally hate pick up lines, but though this was pretty clever.

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

by **Strawb** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:50 am

I used to use If I Follow You home would you keep me?

I heard someone use this
Hi I'm A necrophiliac how good are you at playing dead?

My brother used this
So Do you like stuff?

by JK » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:53 am

Strawb07 wrote:My brother used this
So Do you like stuff?

IS your brother Ralph Wiggum?

by **Dogwatcher** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:49 am

Mal, where would you like to meet to hang out?

Oh sh*t, it ain't supposed to work on blokes is it?

by **Strawb** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:31 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Strawb07 wrote:My brother used this
So Do you like stuff?

IS your brother Ralph Wiggum?

No he isn't but it worked
the other one he has been known to use is would you streak for one million dollars?

by **Blue Boy** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:08 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Mal, where would you like to meet to hang out?

Oh sh*t, it ain't supposed to work on blokes is it?

Pure Gold DW =D>

by **Blue Boy** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:18 pm

Never used one ever !!!

When you have got it - you simply have got it !!! $\:D/$

by **Diddy** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:52 pm

At a 'gentleman's afternoon' at Kangarilla Footy Club, one of the strippers came up to me and said:

"You haven't bought a raffle ticket of me yet." to which I replied-
"That's because your beauty is priceless"

After a solid couple of minutes laughing, I did buy one.....and won the lappy

by **smac** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:59 pm

Hi, my name's Morgan.

That's spelt little m, big organ.

by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:28 pm

female who's serving drinks etc - 'how are you this evening?'

male - all the better for seeing you!!!!

by **RustyCage** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:30 pm

MightyEagles wrote:
Falcon Chick wrote:and I have nothing of substance to say...except..

WOOOOO HOOOO!!! $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Yeah so, I'm closing in on 2500 posts, maybe we should get some beer out and celebrate.

by **silicone skyline** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:53 pm

Cheesy

Guy: Excuse me, where am i?

Her: (Says where you are)

Guy: Oh yeah, that's right, sorry, just for a moment there i was lost in your eyes.

Brave

Guy: Do you sleep on your stomach?

Her: No

Guy: Can i?

by **Footy Chick** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:14 pm

pafc1870 wrote:
MightyEagles wrote:
Falcon Chick wrote:and I have nothing of substance to say...except..

WOOOOO HOOOO!!! $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Yeah so, I'm closing in on 2500 posts, maybe we should get some beer out and celebrate.

huh?

by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:51 pm

i think he was trying his luck on you FC!

NOT LONG Ago we were discudding your anatomy and now pick up lines, do you get the feeling you are wanted woman FC????

by **RustyCage** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:51 pm

Falcon Chick wrote:
pafc1870 wrote:
MightyEagles wrote:
Falcon Chick wrote:and I have nothing of substance to say...except..

WOOOOO HOOOO!!! $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Yeah so, I'm closing in on 2500 posts, maybe we should get some beer out and celebrate.

huh?

Look at Blue Boys last post in your 1000TH post thread

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