Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:43 pm

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helicopterking wrote:The total mis management of the Darling River and Menindee lakes system. Shattering to see the state it is in now. Yet no one is held accountable.

It was shithouse 20 years ago....


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Coach Bombay » Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:04 am

people who take longer than 30 seconds at the ATM
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:00 pm

Coach Bombay wrote:people who take longer than 30 seconds at the ATM


But some ATM are notoriously slow, to the point you get scared that the money won't be coming out, and your going to have to check your account to make sure it hasn't. Then be scared it came out after you walk off and someone else gets it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:03 pm

The ATM in the old Crows auditorium at footy park was the slowest ATM IN.THE.WORLD

On topic, people who call ATM's ATM Machines.

THat would then make it a ATMM! :?

Which is why I just say hole in the wall :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:18 pm

Footy Chick wrote:The ATM in the old Crows auditorium at footy park was the slowest ATM IN.THE.WORLD

On topic, people who call ATM's ATM Machines.

THat would then make it a ATMM! :?

Which is why I just say hole in the wall :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:23 pm

Finding a science experiment in the back of our work fridge.

It was a solid, I believe, it is now primarily liquid and without risking opening it, I'm assuming some of it is now gas.

That cheap imitation Tupperware is barely holding together its own structural integrity.

Ick.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:35 pm

I won't put anything in our work fridge if I can help it.

It's a biological hazard of which @Valleys07 will attest to.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:35 pm

Footy Chick wrote:The ATM in the old Crows auditorium at footy park was the slowest ATM IN.THE.WORLD

On topic, people who call ATM's ATM Machines.

THat would then make it a ATMM! :?

Which is why I just say hole in the wall :lol:


That was indeed a stinker of an ATMM
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:37 pm

Yeah by the time you got your money, you weren't even thirsty anymore.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:40 pm

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Footy Chick wrote:Leaving for work 10 minutes later than normal this morning, thinking that it was school holidays and there'd be no traffic on the roads.

shouldve just started school holidays this week anyway. My kids had a pupil free day tuesday leave early friday (being last day) so do a big 2 1/2 days this week before two days off. Pupil free days give me the sh1ts.


"Teacher development days" = Load of shit.

They get two weeks off three times a year and then 6 weeks off at the end of the year, develop yourself then!!!

( In saying that, no **** way I'd be a teacher. Little **** everywhere )


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:38 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Yeah by the time you got your money, you weren't even thirsty anymore.


Let's not get carried away
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:07 pm

Finding myself day-dreaming Homer style today and not getting any work done :?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:11 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Finding myself day-dreaming Homer style today and not getting any work done :?

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typical raa workers...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:12 pm

Are you dreaming this.....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:26 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:28 pm

people over sharing on public transport... I have zero interest in hearing about you trying for the bay and how long you have been off the pill... Conversation wasn't with me but from several rows away...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:53 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Finding myself day-dreaming Homer style today and not getting any work done :?

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typical raa workers...
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Work has died down in customer response since RAA became a premier partner of the Crows :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:05 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:people over sharing on public transport... I have zero interest in hearing about you trying for the bay and how long you have been off the pill... Conversation wasn't with me but from several rows away...


Noise cancelling headphones, my man. They're even great without an MP3 player.

I rarely get bothered or harrassed by people on public transport (or in shopping centres) when I put them on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:15 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:people over sharing on public transport... I have zero interest in hearing about you trying for the bay and how long you have been off the pill... Conversation wasn't with me but from several rows away...


Noise cancelling headphones, my man. They're even great without an MP3 player.

I rarely get bothered or harrassed by people on public transport (or in shopping centres) when I put them on.


I had some really good headphones in on the way home from the city after work one night.

Didn't hear the f**kwits running up behind me before they king hit me.

Always take them out before you get off the bus, is the moral of the story.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:56 pm

This hot chick is loud as **** on the tram. Would be given me the total shits but I have a good view of here rack wih her lovely low cut top.
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