Footy Chick wrote:yeah, that's a shitty x-ray, you'd need to hope that you don't end up with a punctured lung by doing anything stoopid like taping one of your Mrs' preggo crack ups and sending it to her.
by Booney » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:28 pm
Footy Chick wrote:yeah, that's a shitty x-ray, you'd need to hope that you don't end up with a punctured lung by doing anything stoopid like taping one of your Mrs' preggo crack ups and sending it to her.
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:55 pm
by heater31 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:56 pm
wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:06 pm
heater31 wrote:wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
Sit down, shut up and ******* listen........
by heater31 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:09 pm
wristwatcher wrote:heater31 wrote:wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
Sit down, shut up and ******* listen........
Probably very good advice but a "that's gotta hurt" when they talk about the birth is going to be hard to contain
by PatowalongaPirate » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:19 pm
wristwatcher wrote:heater31 wrote:wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
Sit down, shut up and ******* listen........
Probably very good advice but a "that's gotta hurt" when they talk about the birth is going to be hard to contain
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:25 pm
by Q. » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:28 pm
by JK » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:28 pm
by Dogwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:38 pm
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:40 pm
JK wrote:Missus and I got plucked from the class to stand up the front and demonstrate me standing behind her and rocking her. Once I told the room "This is what got us into this mess in the first place" we weren't chosen as models again and I could sit back down and read SAFooty and Tatts.com on my phone.
by Spargo » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:41 pm
by PatowalongaPirate » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:45 pm
Spargo wrote:The highlight of the one I went to was when one of the pregnant women there accused her fella of perving at another pregnant woman's tits in the class!
by Mythical Creature » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:47 pm
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:56 pm
Spargo wrote:The highlight of the one I went to was when one of the pregnant women there accused her fella of perving at another pregnant woman's tits in the class!
by the milky bar kid » Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:31 pm
wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:22 pm
the milky bar kid wrote:wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
I didn't mind the classes either. The only one that I really didn't need to be at fully was the breastfeeding one, but it still helped.
It helped me a lot, because I did very little research before hand!
We found most people were easy going & accepted humour. I think most are quite excited & we didn't have any super hormonal crazy people in our class.
Highlight - The stereotypical bogan, who just sat there loudly discussing her life "Can you believe he wants a paternity test? I know he's the dad, but if he wants it, he can pay for it".
Lowlight - After sitting through the entire, 'complications & unexpected pregnancy issues' class. The teacher, summarizing, "an issue could be something we have discussed, like caesarean, or forcepts, etc, or it could be as something as your baby having red hair"... Lady please.
by bennymacca » Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:27 pm
wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
by wristwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:01 pm
bennymacca wrote:wristwatcher wrote:6-7 weeks to go and tonight is our first parenting class. Any advice gents?
I assume staying away from terms like fatty, chunky and whole lotta woman is advised.
I'm actually really looking forward to it which contradicts everything I have heard about them.
I attended my first parenting class on Wednesday. Mrs isn't due till October but she is like a bull at a gate with all this haha. Wasn't too bad actually. The only slightly awkward thing was my mrs said I was an engineer when we introduced ourselves, so then later in the class, the midwife was in the middle of giving some advice, stopped mid sentence and said but we don't have any scientific evidence for this... But...
Haha.
She must have noticed my scrutineering gaze hehe
by Q. » Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:56 pm
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