Hi,my name is Shane,I recently lost my employment opportunities and am seeking re-employment.My C.V reads pretty well.I am a Brownlow medallist,only 5 years ago in fact.About 4 years ago I was the sweetheart pin-up boy at a club that has struggled on the field for some years,(I have played in a few finals though).I decided to leave the club I loved for so many years,chasing that illusive premiership,I jumped on board a sinking ship,they had been flying up until 18 months ago,sadly I missed the boat.Last year I found myself struggling to get into a struggling unit, next thing I know I am using a street directory to find the oval I am playing at,most of the grounds I played at before had buses going straight to the gate,some of the places I played at last year didn't even know what a bus was.
So,here is my pledge,I am willing to play for your club for the minimum wage,I will train hard,look fit and blonde,heck,I'll try my best to get a kick,so,please,please,some one give me chance.
You can contact my managment at http://www.desperateaflhasbeen.net
Thankyou for your time.
regards,
Shane.X.