Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

12 items or less means that!
I don't care if you've got 13 or 14 items in your basket - or worse, your trolley. This is the express aisle at the supermarket.
They are here for a reason. I don't care if you've "only got small items". If you want to buy 20 different chocolate bars for your grand kids that's fine. Go and line up over there at the regular check out (I do speak up & try to make these flogs feel uncomfortable).
This is not a hard concept to grasp.
Stop being selfish, ignorant f#ckwits.

Rant over.

[heater31]

12 items or less means that!
I don't care if you've got 13 or 14 items in your basket - or worse, your trolley. This is the express aisle at the supermarket.
They are here for a reason. I don't care if you've "only got small items". If you want to buy 20 different chocolate bars for your grand kids that's fine. Go and line up over there at the regular check out (I do speak up & try to make these flogs feel uncomfortable).
This is not a hard concept to grasp.
Stop being selfish, ignorant f#ckwits.

Rant over.

Add to that people who take trolleys through the self serve checkout.......just as annoying

[Gozu]

And worse have their trolleys in front of the one vacant self-serve checkout next to the one they're using, it's always females. I just nudge their trolley out the way they sometimes give me a dirty look but I'm not going to get into it with some rude self-centred woman in a supermarket.

[MW]

There's worse things in life to worry about lads

[GWW]

Seaford train to the city breaking down.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Seaford train to the city breaking down.

Again???

[GWW]

This one was just a carriage issue, delayed my trip to work by half an hour - 1st world problems and all that, but still gave me the sh1ts

[bennymacca]

Old lady puts a massive scrape on the back wheel arch of my hire car in Sydney. Then tries to keep backing out. Wasn't until I got out of my car that she stopped. I'm assuming work will pay the excess but not 100% sure

I hate Sydney.

[Corona Man]

I had a rental car totalled once in Qld. It was parked on the side of the road and some dipshit hit it. By memory I had the pay the excess which was eventually re-imbursed.

[bennymacca]

im sure work will pay that excess, but it probably means a whole lot of paperwork when i get back to adelaide

[Corona Man]

Yep by memory it's a bit of stuffing around mate

[Magellan]

Scat singing.

[PatowalongaPirate]

Hindmarsh Stadium. Northern end toilets out of order - both men and women- and beer only bars are closed.

[heater31]

Hindmarsh Stadium. Northern end toilets out of order - both men and women- and beer only bars are closed.

Only in Adelaide.....

[Failed Creation]

Scat singing.

[The Dark Knight]

Food poisoning.

Had a very tasty Chicken Pie and Ham and Salad sandwich for lunch at Colonel Light Gardens yesterday after my footy game and one of them, or both went right f**king through me. Had chronic stomach pains driving home and to race to the toilet once I got home. It was awful.

[Brodlach]

Food poisoning.

Had a very tasty Chicken Pie and Ham and Salad sandwich for lunch at Colonel Light Gardens yesterday after my footy game and one of them, or both went right f**king through me. Had chronic stomach pains driving home and to race to the toilet once I got home. It was awful.

Was it from the club?

[The Dark Knight]

Food poisoning.

Had a very tasty Chicken Pie and Ham and Salad sandwich for lunch at Colonel Light Gardens yesterday after my footy game and one of them, or both went right f**king through me. Had chronic stomach pains driving home and to race to the toilet once I got home. It was awful.

Was it from the club?

Yes, the club canteen.

[Magellan]

Scat singing.

That song is a hanging offense in my book. If you want to sound like a trumpet, buy a synthesizer...or a trumpet.

[cracka]

12 items or less means that!
I don't care if you've got 13 or 14 items in your basket - or worse, your trolley. This is the express aisle at the supermarket.
They are here for a reason. I don't care if you've "only got small items". If you want to buy 20 different chocolate bars for your grand kids that's fine. Go and line up over there at the regular check out (I do speak up & try to make these flogs feel uncomfortable).
This is not a hard concept to grasp.
Stop being selfish, ignorant f#ckwits.

Rant over.

There should be a program in the checkout computer that stops checking items after 12 or the f@#kers can then pay a fee for every item more than 12.