Back, sack and crack.

[tomo]

I made a stupid bet a couple of weeks ago on the showdown. Was almost certain that power would won.
The bastards lost, and now I have to get a back, sack and crack wax on Thurs.
Im a hairy bastard too!,
Just wandering if anyone has had one. Am I up for alot of pain or what?
Hopefully it wont affect my game on Saturday!

[jackpot jim]

YOU IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!
What were you going to get if the Power won?

Should only Bet Beer or Money on Footy, Its toooooo Unpredictable to make outlandish Bets like that.

[Pseudo]

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily....

[therisingblues]

Saw a movie called "40 year old virgin". The main character begins to get his chest waxed, but gives up because of the pain. He actually bleeds.
Couldn't you shave? That'd prepare your pores a bit better than leaving them blissfully unawares until the wax lady comes and tears their reality out by the roots.

[zipzap]

Mods, this should be moved to the Stupid Things I've Done thread

[smac]

And the You know you are a G(r)eek thread. Hairy bastard

Try geting some clippers to shorten the hair length - speak to the waxer, or some chicks who wax the curtains and find out the optimum hair length for waxing.

Drink lots. Perhaps some drugs.

Best of luck. Bloody goose.

[TroyGFC]

Prepare for absolute pain!!! had my chest waxed once in Bali, I almost passed out half way through it with the pain but it would of looked bad only having half done. Worst part is when it starts growing back!! As mentioned beer / money only for bets!!

[Rik E Boy]

LMAO. You poor bastard!

regards,

REB

[Dogwatcher]

Had my shoulders and stomach waxed a few times.
Paiiinnnnnnnn!

Sucked in for being a Port supporter - if only all the monkeys that go for them would get a wax like you are!

[smac]

More than once DW?

Is that from your days with NKOTB?

You just keep setting them up this afternoon mate.

[Dogwatcher]

I did it for fun.
The chick doing it was hot.
Not just her wax either!

[smac]

For fun? Were you one of those freaks in the email you just sent me?

[heater31]

The lesson here is not to make such ridiculous statements, however it should provide some entertainment with the person who you made the bet with.

I can only think of one such worse injury to that region, on a friday night a mate's flatmate had a rather unfortunate accident with a lady friend and the equipment got damaged he still managed to front the next day so you should have no troubles

[Dogwatcher]

For fun? Were you one of those freaks in the email you just sent me?

This isn't the bag DW thread SMAC! You've a habit of taking things off topic lately, maybe we should delete your posts...

[smac]

For fun? Were you one of those freaks in the email you just sent me?

This isn't the bag DW thread SMAC! You've a habit of taking things off topic lately, maybe we should delete your posts...

I couldn't find the bag DW thread.

[magpie in the 80's]

For fun? Were you one of those freaks in the email you just sent me?

This isn't the bag DW thread SMAC! You've a habit of taking things off topic lately, maybe we should delete your posts...

I couldn't find the bag DW thread.

it's in regional country footy forum under DOGWATCHER'S GOAL TALLY thread smac

[cennals05]

You're all soft! Waxing doesn't hurt.

[Booney]

Have had my back done several times in the past,not for about 2 years now.

Has thinned it out heaps,perhaps this might not be the only time you do it?

[Wedgie]

Hate to think what the sack will feel like!

If a story that I read on a soccer forum is anything to go by the crack will be the long term worst.
This hillarious story followed a greek guys torment after having his crack done thinking it would make toilet time a tad easier leaving behind less "fur balls".
His story was horrific as his sweated profusely and then when the sweat dried his arse cheeks stuck together, he let out a fart to try and separate the cheeks but the fart did a bubble effect and got stuck. His story of terrible itching was also a lowlight, I'll try and find it online as it had me in stitches.

[Psyber]

For a suitable fee I may be able to arrange a medical certificate stating you were of unsound mind when you made the bet, and are not fit to go through with the procedure!