Toilet roll thief - strange arrest

[Dogwatcher]

Strange arrests....

Berri police arrested a 37 year old woman at the Riverland plaza yesterday for stealing rolls of toilet paper from public toilets.

She was bailed to appear in court at a later date.


Arrested for stealing toilet paper?????
Bailed??? How much bail did she have to pay for stealing toilet paper???

[heater31]

Bailed??? How much bail did she have to pay for stealing toilet paper???

3 rolls of bog paper to the local constablary restrooms perhaps???????

[smac]

Bail was a can of glen 20 and a toilet duck.

Seriously though, someone who has done this is obviously in need of assistance and not punishment - probably one of the more depressingly desparate crimes I have ever heard of.

[Dirko]

No s##t ? Or are you taking the piss ?

[Dogwatcher]

Sjab - that's clearly toilet humour.


And Smac - I agree with you. I can't believe she was arrested and bailed.

[smac]

Perhaps collecting for Norman Gunstan? He used a bit on those shaving cuts...

[Aerie]

...probably one of the more depressingly desparate crimes I have ever heard of.

Especially considering the quality of public toilet paper.

[smac]

Hadn't even contemplated that aspect. Never stinge on the poo tickets, got to be quality in that department.

[therisingblues]

I hate it when they stock that really smooth, non-absorbant type stuff that you have to scrunch to get any traction. You could carry a goldfish around in a bag made of that type of toilet paper, and the little bugger would have no worries of any water escaping. What is it with that stuff anyway? A deliberate ploy to discourage people using public toilets?

[Dogwatcher]

I've been reliably informed by someone in my office that the Riverland Plaza toilet paper is very rough.

[smac]

Maybe she needed to do some sanding at home - tidy up the windows perhaps?

[Footy Chick]

Gee, you break the big stories up there DW....

Local...yeah, we're local

[Dogwatcher]

GF FC.

[Footy Chick]

GF FC.

Grand Final?
Good Friend?
Great F***?

OHHHHHHH....

Get F****ed.... Thats not nice...

[Dogwatcher]

[Pseudo]

A former acquaintance of mine - who was renowned for his niggardly behaviour - would steal dunny paper from his workplace. Not only that, he'd keep it in his room to prevent his housemates from using it.

Tight as a duck's clacker...

[Lunchcutter]

sheesh ya gotta be desperate to steal the scratch and rash stuff... i pity her

[Strawb]

It could have been the pram lady? I Heard that she also stole the dunny seats from the police station and police have nothing to go on

[Psyber]

I used to stock good quality triple ply for the loos at our business, but it used to be stolen at an amazing rate. I reckon more left in people's handbags than ever got used on the premises, and though it sounds trivial, it adds up to significant money over time. In the end I had to put in those crummy sheet dispenser things, but they paid for themselves very quickly.

[TroyGFC]

A guy from work got sacked last year from getting caught stealing 1 roll of dunny paper and a 600ml of milk.