
Although the Duck one was a dare from some fellow regulars at Joplins, back in 96, they said if I could get him to touch my boobs, I'd get free drinks all night for the following week. I was actually very sober for this one, as I'd arrived late to Joppies that night after working at Footy Park.
I was very upfront with hammered Duck and said a night's worth of free drinks were riding on it, so he took my hand and we down the corridor where the toilets are and he was about to lead me into the mens I think when all of a sudden i was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by the bouncer (who happened to be my ex) and the prick kicked me out

No free drinks for me!
