Toilet roll thief - strange arrest

[zipzap]

OMG, I think I might even know this woman! A couple of years ago, when I was teaching in Berri, we used to hide behind a screen and watch this horrid kid's mum regularly sneak into the staff room and stash toilet rolls, tea bags, biscuits and other stuff down her top and leave like nothing happened. It was a recurring joke until someone dobbed her in. LOL, it's a funny place Berri

[Rik E Boy]

She was caught when she left the door open...Police said it was an open and shut case
Forensic evidence showed that tissue samples were found with the alleged perpertrator
Police tore sheets off her in the interogation room
The suspect is clearly in the shit
..Even though earlier on she was on a roll
Police are stoked to get an arrest and are flushed with success
The suspect was believed to be responsible for a chain of such robberies


regards,

REB

[smac]

That would be a fair summary of her brush with the law REB, she is clearly around the s-bend.

[Psyber]

A guy from work got sacked last year from getting caught stealing 1 roll of dunny paper and a 600ml of milk.

I guess he got sacked for demonstrating he was a dishonest person, not for what he actually took, but for what larger theft might follow if he were kept on and eventually got into a position of trust.

[Pseudo]

... regularly sneak into the staff room and stash toilet rolls, tea bags, biscuits and other stuff down her top ...

You kept toilet paper in the staff room ?!?

What on earth were you getting up to in there?

[MagicKiwi]

[MagicKiwi]

I give up. If you can read that, good. If you can't .... dare I say stiff sh*t?