MW wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:"Your mother wears army boots"
When I worked in our factory many moons ago my mate Geoff and I had to go work on this pig of a machine that a dude called Jamie used to run.
Jamie kept fanging it out and we were working our arses off when Geoff went over to Jamie and said "If you keep putting this machine on flat out I'm taking tomorrow night off work and going to go to your house and f*** the arse off your missus".
Jamie walked off and came back a couple of minutes later with his wallet and opened it up to show Geoff a photo of his missus and then said "What? You'd f*** that?"
Jamie was a skinny string bean and his missus was a huge wildebeest.
I laughed harder at this than I should have
its pretty hilarious