(Miscellaneous debris)

Labor, Liberal, Greens, Democrats? Here's the place to discuss.

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Magellan » Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:36 am

Grenville wrote:Jacinta Ardern reminds me of Mr Ed. Could eat an apple through a fence and constantly licks her lips like Mr Ed when they put peanut butter on his lips to make it look like he was talking. Bar that she speaks well.

She' got four people's worth of teeth, her dentist is on a pretty safe wicket.
"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
Magellan
Assistant Coach
 
 
Posts: 4280
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 1:04 pm
Has liked: 311 times
Been liked: 1040 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Grenville » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:21 pm

Magellan wrote:
Grenville wrote:Jacinta Ardern reminds me of Mr Ed. Could eat an apple through a fence and constantly licks her lips like Mr Ed when they put peanut butter on his lips to make it look like he was talking. Bar that she speaks well.

She' got four people's worth of teeth, her dentist is on a pretty safe wicket.


Her dentist will be able to retire early that's for sure.
User avatar
Grenville
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 3310
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:53 pm
Has liked: 190 times
Been liked: 648 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Grenville » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:25 pm

Angela Merkel's back in, needs to find a coalition party to join her though. The Social Democrats have told her to shove it so she might need to rely on a far right party.
User avatar
Grenville
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 3310
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:53 pm
Has liked: 190 times
Been liked: 648 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Magellan » Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:12 pm

Grenville wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Grenville wrote:Jacinta Ardern reminds me of Mr Ed. Could eat an apple through a fence and constantly licks her lips like Mr Ed when they put peanut butter on his lips to make it look like he was talking. Bar that she speaks well.

She' got four people's worth of teeth, her dentist is on a pretty safe wicket.


Her dentist will be able to retire early that's for sure.

And he's now the dentist of New Zealand's prime minister.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/new-zealand-has-a-new-government-and-its-a-labour-coalition-20171019-gz4dow.html
"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
Magellan
Assistant Coach
 
 
Posts: 4280
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 1:04 pm
Has liked: 311 times
Been liked: 1040 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:06 pm

What is the attraction with big gob female politicians over there
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 10486
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 280 times
Been liked: 476 times
Grassroots Team: McLaren

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Grenville » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:43 pm

So Prime Minister Phar Lap did get in, shall be interesting times over the ditch.
User avatar
Grenville
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 3310
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:53 pm
Has liked: 190 times
Been liked: 648 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Gozu » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:20 pm

The two of you forgot to mention how big her bum looked too :roll:
"The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment" – Warren Bennis
User avatar
Gozu
Coach
 
 
Posts: 11518
Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:35 am
Has liked: 0 time
Been liked: 532 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby morell » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:23 pm

Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on
User avatar
morell
Coach
 
 
Posts: 6235
Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:56 pm
Has liked: 1974 times
Been liked: 1098 times
Grassroots Team: Mitchell Park

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Q. » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:39 pm

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Oprah Winfrey's queef as my only air supply just to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial up internet connection
User avatar
Q.
Coach
 
 
Posts: 21083
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:16 pm
Location: El Dorado
Has liked: 929 times
Been liked: 2170 times
Grassroots Team: Houghton Districts

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:41 pm

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on


Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 10486
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 280 times
Been liked: 476 times
Grassroots Team: McLaren

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Grenville » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:56 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on


Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten


I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.
User avatar
Grenville
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 3310
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:53 pm
Has liked: 190 times
Been liked: 648 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Magellan » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:49 pm

Grenville wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on


Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten


I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

And you should see his teeth.
"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
Magellan
Assistant Coach
 
 
Posts: 4280
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 1:04 pm
Has liked: 311 times
Been liked: 1040 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Grenville » Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:44 am

Magellan wrote:
Grenville wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on


Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten


I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

And you should see his teeth.


Indeed, he reminds me of Doris from A Country Practice. And not for just the teeth.
User avatar
Grenville
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 3310
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:53 pm
Has liked: 190 times
Been liked: 648 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:36 am

Q. wrote:
morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Oprah Winfrey's queef as my only air supply just to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial up internet connection


Nice try

We all know you’d do that for a $1 bet
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 10486
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 280 times
Been liked: 476 times
Grassroots Team: McLaren

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:42 am

Grenville wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Grenville wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten


I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

And you should see his teeth.


Indeed, he reminds me of Doris from A Country Practice. And not for just the teeth.


And his cheap English shirts with a collar two points undersized so his fat head is permanently red
Not as funny as the dashing Greek in full RMW uniform though.



Morelli and Gozu teaming up on the moral crusade
The end of the world is nigh.....
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 10486
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 280 times
Been liked: 476 times
Grassroots Team: McLaren

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby stan » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:15 pm

High Court ruling Boom!
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
User avatar
stan
Coach
 
 
Posts: 11856
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:53 am
Location: North Eastern Suburbs
Has liked: 79 times
Been liked: 784 times
Grassroots Team: Goodwood Saints

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:18 pm

Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 10486
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 280 times
Been liked: 476 times
Grassroots Team: McLaren

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Q. » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:44 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/


I'd rather stick a toothpick under my big toenail and stub it against a wall
User avatar
Q.
Coach
 
 
Posts: 21083
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:16 pm
Location: El Dorado
Has liked: 929 times
Been liked: 2170 times
Grassroots Team: Houghton Districts

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Magellan » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:01 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/

Nah, I only like his stuff when he was with Otis.
"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
Magellan
Assistant Coach
 
 
Posts: 4280
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 1:04 pm
Has liked: 311 times
Been liked: 1040 times

Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:59 pm

Q. wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/


I'd rather stick a toothpick under my big toenail and stub it against a wall


As above

Nice try

We all know you’d do that for a $1 bet
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 10486
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 280 times
Been liked: 476 times
Grassroots Team: McLaren

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  Politics

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests