What The F***

[Pseudo]

Been a odd 24 hours, going to the bank just now a woman asks if I want a ‘blowie’ as she needs petrol money In Norwood mind you.

Fill her up?

I don’t carry cash so I asked if she had an EFTPOS machine

So you swiped your card in her slot?

[bennymacca]

Why wouldn’t you just say you are sick? Even if you have to go get a certificate, that’s pretty easy to do

[MW]

Why wouldn’t you just say you are sick? Even if you have to go get a certificate, that’s pretty easy to do

If they are telling their boss they won't be in at work because of a broken TV, fair to say they're not the sharpest sandwich in the 6 pack...

[Magellan]

Been a odd 24 hours, going to the bank just now a woman asks if I want a ‘blowie’ as she needs petrol money In Norwood mind you.

Fill her up?

I don’t carry cash so I asked if she had an EFTPOS machine

So you swiped your card in her slot?

Not to mention having to enter your PIN, and it's for the best we don't consider how you might sign for it.

[am Bays]

One of my staff having the day off yesterday because her TV broke and she was upset

Haha surely you're joking?!?!

Dead serious!

Been a odd 24 hours, going to the bank just now a woman asks if I want a ‘blowie’ as she needs petrol money In Norwood mind you.

Did slow synthesizer music start playing in the background after she said it???

[Spargo]

One of my staff having the day off yesterday because her TV broke and she was upset

Haha surely you're joking?!?!

Dead serious!

Been a odd 24 hours, going to the bank just now a woman asks if I want a ‘blowie’ as she needs petrol money In Norwood mind you.

Good looker?

[amber_fluid]

One of my staff having the day off yesterday because her TV broke and she was upset

Haha surely you're joking?!?!

Dead serious!

Been a odd 24 hours, going to the bank just now a woman asks if I want a ‘blowie’ as she needs petrol money In Norwood mind you.

Good looker?

He doesn’t know......... he didn’t look down!

[Brodlach]

Why wouldn’t you just say you are sick? Even if you have to go get a certificate, that’s pretty easy to do

If they are telling their boss they won't be in at work because of a broken TV, fair to say they're not the sharpest sandwich in the 6 pack...

When she rang yesterday she said she had home issues (which I know she has) which caused a migraine. Not a f#%<|n broken TV

[Brodlach]

One of my staff having the day off yesterday because her TV broke and she was upset

Haha surely you're joking?!?!

Dead serious!

Been a odd 24 hours, going to the bank just now a woman asks if I want a ‘blowie’ as she needs petrol money In Norwood mind you.

Good looker?

No but still had teeth

[Johno6]

how much petrol did she end up getting?

[Magellan]

Woman Claims She's Had Sex With 20 Ghosts -- And Prefers Them To Men

A woman in Bristol, England, really likes spirited lovemaking ― and only ghosts need apply.

Amethyst Realm, a 27-year-old “spiritual guidance counselor” says she’s had sex with at least 20 ghosts. She prefers them to men.

Realm appeared on the British TV show “ITV This Morning” on Thursday to discuss what being “ghosted” is really like.

The first experience was 12 years ago, she said, after she and her then-fiancé moved into a new house and she felt the presence of a strange entity.

“It started as an energy, then became physical,” she told hosts Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well.”

Realm said she had an affair with the ghost for three years but that it ended when her human husband came home from work early and saw the shadowy shape of a man through the window.

Since then, Realm hasn’t strayed from the paranormal pond and says she’s had sexual encounters with at least 20 ghosts.

When Schofield commented on the number of ghost lovers she’s had, his comments bordered on spooky slut-shaming.

“I should imagine you have got quite a name for yourself in the spirit world,” he said. “I would imagine they would be keen to visit you.”

Now Realm wants to get pregnant by one of the ghosts.

“I’ve done a bit of research into phantom pregnancies,” she said. ”There’s a possibility that it is a ghost in you, but people don’t know how to carry it to full term.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/amethyst-realm-ghost-sex_us_5a29a1e7e4b03ece03010f83

[Lightning McQueen]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

[Spargo]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

Not dissimilar to some blokes at my work who don’t use deodorant, then try & cover up their B-O with cologne!

[MW]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

I'm more shocked that someone would decide to take up smoking these days
filthy f..king habit.

[Magellan]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

Chemicals and smoke.

[Lightning McQueen]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

I'm more shocked that someone would decide to take up smoking these days
filthy f..king habit.

In her 30's, and she does it outside of their designated timeslots for it, and in an area where smoking is prohibited, she's as dumb as a box of hammers too, she'll end up burning down the factory.

[Lightning McQueen]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

Not dissimilar to some blokes at my work who don’t use deodorant, then try & cover up their B-O with cologne!

Yeah, it's pretty hard to remember to spray yourself after a shower in the morning, we have some stink bombs here too that I don't mind letting them know that they smell like a bin.

[Spargo]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

I'm more shocked that someone would decide to take up smoking these days
filthy f..king habit.

In her 30's, and she does it outside of their designated timeslots for it, and in an area where smoking is prohibited, she's as dumb as a box of hammers too, she'll end up burning down the factory.

I’m glad I’m not the only one dealing with morons on a daily basis.

[Booney]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

Not dissimilar to some blokes at my work who don’t use deodorant, then try & cover up their B-O with cologne!

Yeah, it's pretty hard to remember to spray yourself after a shower in the morning, we have some stink bombs here too that I don't mind letting them know that they smell like a bin.

As a leading hand I had to corner a bloke about his BO after several complaints from other staff in one of my previous lives.

I've had to fire people, I've had to give people written warnings, but when he broke down in tears it was the hardest management discussion I've ever been involved in. It was awful.

[Booney]

A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.

A mate of mine "doesn't smoke" but always has a pack of darts on him. Saturdays at the pub he'll whip out for 3 or 4 in a couple of hours and then when he gets in the car he grabs a Extra or two so his Mrs doesn't pick up on it. I have asked him how stupid does he think she is.