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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:10 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Magellan wrote:People who refer to the simple act of serving a meal as 'plating up.'


Sounds like something my mother-in-law would say...

When Mrs. C. was cooking dinner one night, MIL said "When are you presenting dinner to us?"

What was she expecting, a stage show?

All thanks to shows like ******* MasterChef. Everything, no matter how functional and mundane, now gets to have its own piece of jargon.

If we have to have it, then I guess you could say @JK has had a couple of recent dining experiences where he was well within his rights to 'plate down' his meal all over the manager.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:14 am

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Failed Creation wrote:
Magellan wrote:People who refer to the simple act of serving a meal as 'plating up.'


Sounds like something my mother-in-law would say...

When Mrs. C. was cooking dinner one night, MIL said "When are you presenting dinner to us?"

What was she expecting, a stage show?

When we go to pay at self services @ Woolies it says on the eftpos thingy "present card" I introduce to my card to the machine, if it's @ Coles it says "tap card" so I tap my card, anyone with me just shakes their head in disgust.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:17 am

4:37am and a mosquito begins her aerial assault.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:39 am

Booney wrote:4:37am and a mosquito begins her aerial assault.

Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:43 am

Booney wrote:4:37am and a mosquito begins her aerial assault.

For a moment I thought you were up late watching a documentary on the Battle of Britain.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:45 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

That’s what she said...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:47 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

That’s what she said...

Aural sex?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:54 am

Magellan wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

That’s what she said...

Aural sex?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:50 am

This weather, hot too for cricket one week and then pissing down with rain the next!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:02 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:10 pm

Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:12 pm

valleys07 wrote:Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

The piece of shit was taking selfies outside of court. Should have got time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:25 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
valleys07 wrote:Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

The piece of shit was taking selfies outside of court. Should have got time.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:22 pm

valleys07 wrote:Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.
Should be far more outrage for the inept performance of the sentencing judge.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:54 pm

heater31 wrote:
valleys07 wrote:Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.
Should be far more outrage for the inept performance of the sentencing judge.....


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:16 am

Filling out the tab tickets in Mildura, give me our ones any day, I felt like a dickhead after a few simple mistakes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Filling out the tab tickets in Mildura, give me our ones any day, I felt like a dickhead after a few simple mistakes.


You might accidentally win something.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:58 am

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Filling out the tab tickets in Mildura, give me our ones any day, I felt like a dickhead after a few simple mistakes.


You might accidentally win something.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:28 pm

Tennis, most over rated sport on the planet...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:36 pm

Dutchy wrote:Tennis, most over rated sport on the planet...

And the most overpaid.
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