HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?
The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.
by Lightning McQueen » Tue May 22, 2018 1:11 pm
HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?
by Dutchy » Tue May 22, 2018 1:12 pm
Booney wrote:Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!
A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?
by HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 1:15 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?
The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.
by Pseudo » Tue May 22, 2018 1:18 pm
HH3 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?
The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.
There is. Just not in Adelaide.
I've looked into it.
Obviously a perv is acceptable there.
Unless they're like a certain private stripper I saw once, who stopped the "show" to berate me because I wasn't "looking her in the eyes".....
by HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 1:18 pm
Dutchy wrote:Booney wrote:Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!
A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?
Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.
by Wedgie » Tue May 22, 2018 1:27 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?
The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.
Armchair expert wrote:Such a great club are Geelong
by amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 4:39 pm
HH3 wrote:Dutchy wrote:Booney wrote:Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!
A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?
Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.
Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.
by HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 4:47 pm
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
by amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 4:49 pm
HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.
He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"
From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.
All for $28. Can't beat it.
by HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 4:55 pm
amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.
He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"
From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.
All for $28. Can't beat it.
Nice hairstyle!
Does your boyfriend like it?
by Booney » Tue May 22, 2018 4:59 pm
amber_fluid wrote:I’ve never known of a female barber?
by amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 5:00 pm
by heater31 » Tue May 22, 2018 5:03 pm
amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:Dutchy wrote:Booney wrote:[quote="Dutchy"]
Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!
A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?
Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.
Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.
by amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 5:08 pm
by johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 5:10 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?
The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.
by johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 5:11 pm
Dutchy wrote:Booney wrote:Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!
A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?
Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.
by HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 5:15 pm
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by johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 5:23 pm
HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.
He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"
From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.
All for $28. Can't beat it.
by HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 5:25 pm
by amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 5:25 pm
HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:The attachment 912690A1-260B-4BC7-B684-17B8B77A4EEC.jpeg is no longer available
You look good in this picture.
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