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Postby Pseudo » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:11 am

This is guaranteed to make all the blokes here wince:

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 80,00.html
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby Dirko » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:16 am

Ohhhhh....
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby smac » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:27 am

Not many blokes could read without without sitting cross-legged for the next 10 minutes.
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Postby silicone skyline » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:39 am

my pants suddenly feel much smaller ... tighter
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby Interceptor » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:01 pm

Very unfortunate accident for the poor fella.

But this guy was just asking for trouble :shock:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22327263-13762,00.html

Bet you can't read it without cringeing.
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Postby whatcha got there? » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:08 pm

gosh just go and increase my fear of creepy crawlies interceptor. :shock:


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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby silicone skyline » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:19 pm

If you were bitten, y wouldn't you seek help, rather than lay on the couch and die, and get eaten, by ......... things.
Nearly as gross as that cop on that tv show on Monday night, that had the head and all that decomposing fluids fall on him.
I don't know if anyone say it, but i nearly spewed.
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby TroyGFC » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:52 pm

And people laugh at my choice of pets, frogs and turtles. :roll:
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Postby Strawb » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:58 pm

on the lizard eating his flesh YUMCHAAAA
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Postby heater31 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:23 pm

silicone skyline wrote:If you were bitten, y wouldn't you seek help, rather than lay on the couch and die, and get eaten, by ......... things.
Nearly as gross as that cop on that tv show on Monday night, that had the head and all that decomposing fluids fall on him.
I don't know if anyone say it, but i nearly spewed.



yep I pressed the mute button and looked the other way
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby spell_check » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:24 pm

silicone skyline wrote:If you were bitten, y wouldn't you seek help, rather than lay on the couch and die, and get eaten, by ......... things.
Nearly as gross as that cop on that tv show on Monday night, that had the head and all that decomposing fluids fall on him.
I don't know if anyone say it, but i nearly spewed.


I think that Pseudo's sig would account for that statement.
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby devilsadvocate » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:41 pm

I went on a 'ghost tour' in Edinbugh's 'underground' city in Scotland on the weekend. They had various tools of torture on display in one of the old dungeons, one of which was a testical popper. It needs no more description than that.

I wish I'd seen a ghost instead. I wouldn't have had nightmares if I'd only seen a ghost!
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby Pseudo » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:47 pm

devilsadvocate wrote:I went on a 'ghost tour' in Edinbugh's 'underground' city in Scotland on the weekend. They had various tools of torture on display in one of the old dungeons, one of which was a testical popper. It needs no more description than that.

I wish I'd seen a ghost instead. I wouldn't have had nightmares if I'd only seen a ghost!


Coincidentally I will be in Edinburgh In a couple of months. This sounds like the sort of thing I would enjoy. :twisted: Do the tours happen only on weekends?
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby JAS » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:00 pm

Pseudo wrote:
devilsadvocate wrote:I went on a 'ghost tour' in Edinbugh's 'underground' city in Scotland on the weekend. They had various tools of torture on display in one of the old dungeons, one of which was a testical popper. It needs no more description than that.

I wish I'd seen a ghost instead. I wouldn't have had nightmares if I'd only seen a ghost!


Coincidentally I will be in Edinburgh In a couple of months. This sounds like the sort of thing I would enjoy. :twisted: Do the tours happen only on weekends?


Pseudo...there are lots of companies that specialise in ghost tours in Edinburgh and they should be available any day of the week. I believe some need advance booking and others just advertise times on a board and you gather there for the tour. Just google edinburgh +ghost +tour

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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby devilsadvocate » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:08 pm

JAS wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
devilsadvocate wrote:I went on a 'ghost tour' in Edinbugh's 'underground' city in Scotland on the weekend. They had various tools of torture on display in one of the old dungeons, one of which was a testical popper. It needs no more description than that.

I wish I'd seen a ghost instead. I wouldn't have had nightmares if I'd only seen a ghost!


Coincidentally I will be in Edinburgh In a couple of months. This sounds like the sort of thing I would enjoy. :twisted: Do the tours happen only on weekends?


Pseudo...there are lots of companies that specialise in ghost tours in Edinburgh and they should be available any day of the week. I believe some need advance booking and others just advertise times on a board and you gather there for the tour. Just google edinburgh +ghost +tour

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Yeah mate, we just rocked up to a stand in the street. It was £8 for about 2 hours. It was enjoyable - some good pointers on the History of the city as well as some fun stuff.

Leave your bollox at home though!

Check out the Castle, and if you have time, go to Stirling to see that castle and the William Wallace memorial.
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Postby smac » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:29 pm

Pseudo wrote:
devilsadvocate wrote:I went on a 'ghost tour' in Edinbugh's 'underground' city in Scotland on the weekend. They had various tools of torture on display in one of the old dungeons, one of which was a testical popper. It needs no more description than that.

I wish I'd seen a ghost instead. I wouldn't have had nightmares if I'd only seen a ghost!


Coincidentally I will be in Edinburgh In a couple of months. This sounds like the sort of thing I would enjoy. :twisted: Do the tours happen only on weekends?

You Bays supporters really do enjoy pain then?
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Postby johntheclaret » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:26 am

Pseudo. If you are driving to Edinburgh, take the scenic route through Biggar and Moffat. Fantastic scenery.

And if you are looking for somewhere to stay that wont cot a ransom, try this place http://www.cornhillhousehotel.com/

Costs around £60 per double room per night including a traditional Scottish breakfast, and has a great restaraunt too.

Me and Mrs JTC stay there everytime we head north. Only about 25 miles outside Edinburgh and is perfect, situated in it's own grounds on the rural river Clyde. 15 mins away from the hustle and bustle
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Postby smac » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:24 am

Scotland is the most beautiful country I have visited, people included.

Just make sure you see the whole lot, every corner you turn reveals something more interesting or beautiful than the last.

Enjoy the trip!
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Re: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:25 am

johntheclaret wrote:Costs around £60 per double room per night including a traditional Scottish breakfast, and has a great restaraunt too.



Whats that, a double nip of 12 yo single Malt with cold lumpy porridge???
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Postby Dirko » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:28 am

Scotland is GREAT ! Luckily enough to see the Military tattoo there as well...fantastic...
Did a ghost tour in York, and the guides were talking about a "haunted" wall, when they got
someone to jump over it, scaring the absolute bejesus out of the unsuspecting twits standing
next to it !! :oops:
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