Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse is in the 2nd at Morphettville Saturday so I'm sure he'll bring me some relief.


Seen the opening price?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:54 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse is in the 2nd at Morphettville Saturday so I'm sure he'll bring me some relief.


Seen the opening price?


Yeah, was $3.40 yesterday, spewing.

How pissed do you think I am now at the first ride?

I knew we wouldn't see them odds again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:20 am

People expecting me to write off stock when they cant find it.

Then because I wont do it, go look for myself and find it in 10 seconds (even though they're the ones that put it away), they get shirty because they look like idiots.

Its happened constantly for years. One time one of the old store man threatened to fight me because "You think you're better than me! You always have to be right!"....

As @Footy Chick would say.....dumb c**ts,
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:33 am

I'm not sure who this other footy chick is, but she sure has a mouth like a sailor....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm

Call a client, hear noises in the background, ask if he is out of the office, yep in my boat 2km off Hardwicke Bay, you should be here! FFS
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:32 pm

The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:22 pm

Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

Tv bedroom??
Dont they realize that Rory and Serg are out there...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:26 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

Tv bedroom??
Dont they realize that Rory and Serg are out there...

I’m headed that way soon...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:02 pm

Vets Cricket today.

Chopped on (bowled) for 15.
Team made 199 off 36 overs and the other mob chased them down with 3 balls to spare.
Dropping a tough-ish chance at point late in the game.
Drinking VB after the game, even though they were freebies.


But worst of all..... chopping on from the bowling of a POM.... a stinking ******* POM!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 pm

Corona Man wrote:Vets Cricket today.

Chopped on (bowled) for 15.
Team made 199 off 36 overs and the other mob chased them down with 3 balls to spare.
Dropping a tough-ish chance at point late in the game.
Drinking VB after the game, even though they were freebies.


But worst of all..... chopping on from the bowling of a POM.... a stinking ******* POM!


Thats just put a minor setback on your Australian debut this summer
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:19 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Vets Cricket today.

Chopped on (bowled) for 15.
Team made 199 off 36 overs and the other mob chased them down with 3 balls to spare.
Dropping a tough-ish chance at point late in the game.
Drinking VB after the game, even though they were freebies.


But worst of all..... chopping on from the bowling of a POM.... a stinking ******* POM!


Thats just put a minor setback on your Australian debut this summer

Yep drinking VB will do that to you
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:24 am

Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

When I was about 12 my old man walked in the lounge and seen my older brother and I watching it, he took the video out of the VCR, put it on the floor, stomped on it once, left it there and said "You are never watching that shit in my house ever again" then walked off, grabbed a beer out the fridge and lit a dart.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:15 pm

Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:21 am

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:50 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.


Isn't he dead?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:55 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.


Isn't he dead?

Different one, one that the Sheik will know well.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:10 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:19 am

Are you still FB friends with your ex?

Best way to move forward is delete all the shit you have on there with her, other chicks pick up on it too and think you're still holding on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:25 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

When I was about 12 my old man walked in the lounge and seen my older brother and I watching it, he took the video out of the VCR, put it on the floor, stomped on it once, left it there and said "You are never watching that shit in my house ever again" then walked off, grabbed a beer out the fridge and lit a dart.


In the last of our teenage years, watched this with best mate, my missus of the day and about 4 of her girlfriends. They were so into it, singing top notes etc, me and the mate couldn't handle it anymore. Said we're off to the shops (may have detoured past the pub) but before we left we changed the channel and took the remote with us. Come back 45 minutes later and they were all filthy because none of them had worked out how to get it back on (back in the old days when all you had to do was turn the dial on the TV). My only happy Grease memory, that film drives me up the freakin' wall.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Are you still FB friends with your ex?

Best way to move forward is delete all the shit you have on there with her, other chicks pick up on it too and think you're still holding on.

nah, we aren't but the memories from years past are still there... Today would have been our wedding anniversary, so you can imagine the shit that came up
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