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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:46 am

HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:50 am

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


Investigators have hit a snag.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:53 am

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


We need better gun-ion control.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:55 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


Investigators have hit a snag.


I heard the same thing from another sauce...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:03 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Investigators have hit a snag.


I heard the same thing from another sauce...

The lead suspect is inbred.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:10 am

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


We need better gun-ion control.


Easily your best work.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:18 am

NIce backhanded compliment...cheers
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:25 am

HH3 wrote:NIce backhanded compliment...cheers

I thought you were on a roll.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:26 am

HH3 wrote:NIce backhanded compliment...cheers


You picked up on that?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:51 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:57 pm

Tossing up between Tasha and Wil.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:28 pm

Thing that makes me laugh most about this, is that not one of those people would dare say any of that to his face :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:30 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Thing that makes me laugh most about this, is that not one of those people would dare say any of that to his face :lol:

Nek minnit.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:48 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Tossing up between Tasha and Wil.


Wil by a neck.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bluedemon » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:34 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:24 pm

So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:55 pm

RustyCage wrote:So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
Guessing the fishing rod belongs to you [emoji6]
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:30 pm

heater31 wrote:
RustyCage wrote:So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
Guessing the fishing rod belongs to you [emoji6]


Yep!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:50 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.

Still not back, 7 consecutive days this run.

Still away, TTP!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:01 am

heater31 wrote:
RustyCage wrote:So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
Guessing the fishing rod belongs to you [emoji6]


Not any more!
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