Things that give you the sh1ts

Anything!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:17 am

The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 6643
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 665 times
Been liked: 1797 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:16 am

People who do not drive to conditions

Actually witnessed 2 accidents this morning in my 15 minute commute to work due to idiot driving
July 11th 2012....
Brodlach wrote:Rory Laird might end up the best IMO, he is an absolute jet. He has been in great form at the Bloods
User avatar
Brodlach
Coach
 
 
Posts: 27506
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:18 pm
Location: Unley
Has liked: 70 times
Been liked: 1798 times
Grassroots Team: Colonel Light Gardens

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Keefy » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:24 am

Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days



you could have stayed home and copped it even worse
Keefy
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 1664
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:10 pm
Has liked: 29 times
Been liked: 121 times
Grassroots Team: Ironbank

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:25 am

my house apparently not having power til about 530 tonight... i know i live in the ghetto but this is ridiculous!!!!
I can, I will, I must!!!
User avatar
woodublieve12
Coach
 
Posts: 13970
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:48 pm
Has liked: 2305 times
Been liked: 1754 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:48 am

Keefy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days



you could have stayed home and copped it even worse

Nice sunny day in Melbourne when I left.
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 6643
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 665 times
Been liked: 1797 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Keefy » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:50 am

Corona Man wrote:
Keefy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days



you could have stayed home and copped it even worse

Nice sunny day in Melbourne when I left.


they are about to cop what has just gone through here
Keefy
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 1664
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:10 pm
Has liked: 29 times
Been liked: 121 times
Grassroots Team: Ironbank

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:36 pm

I sit here all day keeping pretty much to myself and then some afternoons I might open up sportsbet and have a little punt in the afternoon.

You can guarantee every bloody time I'll be halfway through a race and my boss comes over and wants to be all chatty about nothing of any relevance, there is nothing I can do, I flick the screen over and just listen to the race while he's waffling on too.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 32981
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 1829 times
Been liked: 3699 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:40 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:my house apparently not having power til about 530 tonight... i know i live in the ghetto but this is ridiculous!!!!


Mine said 7pm but I have power back already.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
User avatar
amber_fluid
Coach
 
 
Posts: 5734
Joined: Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am
Has liked: 982 times
Been liked: 1043 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Alaska » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:46 pm

Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days

Did you leave your Clubs at the airport CM? The Bomb squad is down there now.
2017 and 2018 NFL Fantasy Champion
User avatar
Alaska
League - Best 21
 
Posts: 1988
Joined: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:24 pm
Has liked: 84 times
Been liked: 53 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:56 pm

Alaska wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days

Did you leave your Clubs at the airport CM? The Bomb squad is down there now.

No my clubs are in Melbourne, but blowing them up is a ******* good idea!
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 6643
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 665 times
Been liked: 1797 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:09 pm

Mark Howard
you've gota keep on keep'n on .........
User avatar
carey
Coach
 
 
Posts: 18780
Joined: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:20 pm
Location: From a place i shouldn't be.
Has liked: 2013 times
Been liked: 2289 times
Grassroots Team: Paralowie

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:53 pm

carey wrote:Mark Howard


Worse than Andy Maher
User avatar
Armchair expert
Reserves
 
 
Posts: 915
Joined: Tue May 15, 2018 9:18 am
Has liked: 72 times
Been liked: 127 times
Grassroots Team: Solomontown

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:33 pm

carey wrote:Mark Howard
He's an absolute f**kwit, shits me to tears
User avatar
The Dark Knight
Coach
 
Posts: 26624
Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:32 pm
Location: Gotham City
Has liked: 5647 times
Been liked: 813 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RB » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:46 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
carey wrote:Mark Howard


Worse than Andy Maher
Correct
R.I.P. the SANFL 1877 - 2013
User avatar
RB
League - Top 5
 
Posts: 3170
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:45 pm
Has liked: 267 times
Been liked: 409 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:48 am

I run a X-lotto syndicate at work a couple of times a year.
The Christmas mega draw being one of them, a system 14 with 21 shares @ $100 each.
I have a spare spot, there were 3 candidates who have hounded me in the past to go in. I’ve always resisted as on a scale of 1-10 in flogness, all of them hover around 9.
I relent, this is how my conversations went this morning. I am not making a word of this up...

#1 - “How much is a share again?”
Me - *sigh* “$100”
#1 - “Can I have a half share?”
Me - “If you organise someone else for the other half, then yes”
#1 - “Shouldn’t that be your job?”
Me - “No”
#1 - “That’s a bit rough, what if I can’t find someone?”
Me - “You’ve got 20 mins to find someone to go halves in a share, if not I’m asking someone else”
He never got back to me.

#2 - “How much do you think we’ll win?” (this was asked seriously)
Me - “Hopefully a million each, but I can’t guarantee anything”
#2 - “How will you give me the money that I win?”
Me - “Like I said, there’s no promise we will win anything. If we do, you will have your own ticket with an individual barcode for you to go and collect your share of any dividends we may win”
#2 - “What if I lose my ticket, or it gets stolen?”
Me - “You’d have to go to SA Lotteries & fill out a lost ticket claim form. If it’s stolen then the police”
#2 - “This worries me, can I think about it?”
Me - “No”
I walked away.

#3 - “Can I pay it off in weekly instalments?”
I’m thinking $25 over the next 4 weeks, it’s a bit of a pain but compared to the first 2 arseclowns I spoke too...
Me - “Sure”
#3 - “Great” - reaches in to his pocket and pulls out* a ten dollar note & tries to give it to me. “$90 to go”
Me - “Um, noooo. The draw is in less than 5 weeks. I’m not chasing up money into February!”
#3 - “F#cken’ hell, that’s a bit rough - I thought we were mates!”
Me - “No it’s f#cking not - and no we’re f#cking not”

I bought the remaining share for my wife.
2017 safooty NFL tipping champ.
Spargo
Coach
 
 
Posts: 9441
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:42 pm
Location: Landing a big fish.
Has liked: 2198 times
Been liked: 2577 times
Grassroots Team: Sacred Heart OC

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:56 am

Cafe's that question me when I ask for an extra shot in my morning coffee "are you sure?" FFS I wouldnt have asked 5 seconds ago if I wasn't sure....grrr
User avatar
Dutchy
Site Admin
 
 
Posts: 36857
Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:24 am
Location: Location, Location
Has liked: 832 times
Been liked: 1408 times
Grassroots Team: Flagstaff Hill

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:26 pm

The mentality that if you don't know how to do something that's your responsibility, but someone else does, you expect to be able to handball it because "it'll be quicker if you do it".

Not for me it won't.

Currently being given 'tude by someone for making them do their job themselves. :lol:
2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11021
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 2850 times
Been liked: 2183 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:26 pm

There’s a coffee shop on Marion road near me that’s a vegan coffee shop.
I had no idea it was when I went in.

I asked for a flat white with full cream milk.
Lady said we only have........... and listed off about 6 types of milk.

I said no probs, skim milk is fine.

She then said we don’t have that either.
I said what milk do you have.
She said, I just told you.
I then said sorry but I wasn’t listening could she repeat them.

She sighs and says, almond milk, rice milk, soy milk and 3 other types I’ve never heard of.

I said I’ve never had any of them but give me almond milk.

It was sh*thouse.

Anyway told the wife and she said that’s a vegan coffee shop.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
User avatar
amber_fluid
Coach
 
 
Posts: 5734
Joined: Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am
Has liked: 982 times
Been liked: 1043 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:27 pm

HH3 wrote:The mentality that if you don't know how to do something that's your responsibility, but someone else does, you expect to be able to handball it because "it'll be quicker if you do it".

Not for me it won't.

Currently being given 'tude by someone for making them do their job themselves. :lol:


Oh, Mary.
PAFC. Forever.
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 40578
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 3562 times
Been liked: 6067 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:28 pm

Dutchy wrote:Cafe's that question me when I ask for an extra shot in my morning coffee "are you sure?" FFS I wouldnt have asked 5 seconds ago if I wasn't sure....grrr


^this

every f..king time I ask for extra shot and they tell me its got two in it already...no sh1t sunshine put a third in it then ffs
MW
Coach
 
 
Posts: 8585
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:55 pm
Has liked: 1096 times
Been liked: 979 times

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests