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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 24, 2019 2:36 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri May 24, 2019 2:42 pm

Just noticed it on my ipad
"Fellas, it’s OK to be in pain. It’s OK to hurt. It’s OK to be sad. It’s no longer OK to suffer in silence."
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri May 24, 2019 4:39 pm

My girls leaving for America for 3 weeks next week. Mixed feelings. One hand I love the fact they are going to see and do amazing things. On the other it’s going to be the longest I’ve gone without seeing them. I hate being away from them, but I need to enjoy my own time to.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri May 24, 2019 4:44 pm

There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri May 24, 2019 4:46 pm

Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri May 24, 2019 4:49 pm

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri May 24, 2019 4:50 pm

Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri May 24, 2019 4:50 pm

Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?

Surely that’s a written warning?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri May 24, 2019 4:56 pm

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri May 24, 2019 4:58 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri May 24, 2019 5:13 pm

Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Fri May 24, 2019 6:08 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:The lady in the office here at work. I don't have to deal with her everyday which is good... But she doesn't shut up!!!!! Loves the sound of here voice.. Friendly enough, but my lord. No one can finish a sentence when she is around, loves speaking!
I personally have never spoke to her, but I have to listen to her which is enough. She's far to eager to work in the here :lol:

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I work with 5 females in my area, when I have deemed they have being prattling on for long enough I literally tell them they've been making my ears bleed for long enough and to shut the f**k up. The odd Macbeth reference gets dropped as well. They take it with a grain of salt but they go back to work.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Sat May 25, 2019 10:38 am

Grenville wrote:I work with 5 females in my area, when I have deemed they have being prattling on for long enough I literally tell them they've been making my ears bleed for long enough and to shut the f**k up. The odd Macbeth reference gets dropped as well. They take it with a grain of salt but they go back to work.

Bubbling cauldrons and salt, I'm guessing you work in a soup kitchen? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Sat May 25, 2019 5:53 pm

Magellan wrote:
Grenville wrote:I work with 5 females in my area, when I have deemed they have being prattling on for long enough I literally tell them they've been making my ears bleed for long enough and to shut the f**k up. The odd Macbeth reference gets dropped as well. They take it with a grain of salt but they go back to work.

Bubbling cauldrons and salt, I'm guessing you work in a soup kitchen? ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Sat May 25, 2019 9:59 pm

I can tell one lady "f**k off out of my office, its too early for your shit"...and shes fine.

I ask one to let me finish what Im doing before she tells me her daughters life story, and she cracks the sads for the rest of the day.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Computer Crashed » Sun May 26, 2019 9:35 pm

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Booney wrote:Anyone else noticing more pop up ads on here, at the bottom of the screen?

and in between some posts too...

Very annoying indeed.
Admin, why is this happening all of a sudden please ?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sun May 26, 2019 11:08 pm

Computer Crashed wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Anyone else noticing more pop up ads on here, at the bottom of the screen?

and in between some posts too...

Very annoying indeed.
Admin, why is this happening all of a sudden please ?

No idea, I've asked Diss in the Mods forum what is going on, said I'm even happy to throw him some $$$ if its just about money.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon May 27, 2019 5:05 pm

Computer Crashed wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Anyone else noticing more pop up ads on here, at the bottom of the screen?

and in between some posts too...

Very annoying indeed.
Admin, why is this happening all of a sudden please ?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue May 28, 2019 2:28 pm

The key pad on our alarm system at home has had one of the digits in our code "playing up", you've had to really jam the button in to get it to engage.

Organised last week for a tech to come out and replace it, booked between 11 and 12 today. I rang them around 10 to see how they were tracking, "Oh, good timing, he's just logged a job, has one to go, should be to you at 11:30". "Cheers". Leave work, get home 11:20.

12:30 I call to see where he is "I don't know, I'll call you back".

1:00 I call back as I'm getting in the car to go back to work "Looks like he's out the front of you place"

"He's ******* not"

"It looks like he is"

"Well, I know I am and I can't see him"

"We'll have to book another time then"

"Sure, who do I send the 1.5 hours invoice too?"

"Sorry?"

"My 1.5 hour waiting time invoice, who do I send that too?"

"I'll get my manager to call you".

1:28, no call from manager.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue May 28, 2019 2:44 pm

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?


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Knew a bloke who used to do something similar for Finders Uni Liberal 8) Club BBQ lunches back in the day.

As Treasurer he'd get the coin and then buy the beers (his choice) but leave them in his car all morning so were basically drinking hot VB if we wanted beers to drink.

I wasn't surprised when I later found out he was a Port supporter, it explained many of his behavioural traits....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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