I need to know....

[MW]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

[Booney]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.

[MW]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.

Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

[Bum Crack]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.

Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

They knew who it was. They just didn't want you back there.

[MW]

Pay that LOL

[JK]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.

Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

They knew who it was. They just didn't want you back there.

"Sorry dad, we cant let you in until we've completed our external review"

[Spargo]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.

Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

#kidsreadsafooty

[Booney]

"Sorry dad, we cant let you in until we've completed our external review"

[Lightning McQueen]

"Sorry dad, we cant let you in until we've completed our external review"

What school did you attend?
What's your mums maiden name?
What was your favourite pets name as a child?

[Lightning McQueen]

Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.

I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.

Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

I love running, I could watch it all day.

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

[MW]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

You get wet ankles too?

[amber_fluid]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

Coz your Willy’s too big?

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

Coz your Willy’s too big?

Nope.

Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my desk a girl looks at me and says "Ha, did you wee yourself" loudly.

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

You get wet ankles too?

How so?

[Spangas]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

Coz your Willy’s too big?

Nope.

Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my desk a girl looks at me and says "Ha, did you wee yourself" loudly.

I just say yes.

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

Coz your Willy’s too big?

Nope.

Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my desk a girl looks at me and says "Ha, did you wee yourself" loudly.

I just say yes.

[MW]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

You get wet ankles too?

How so?

Because that's where your dick is at... I'll see myself out

[Spargo]

Good lord...

[nuggety goodness]

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?

You get wet ankles too?

How so?

Because that's where your dick is at... I'll see myself out

Some i know on here would probably be more inclined to get wet eyebrows...

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