Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:04 pm

air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:06 pm

tipper wrote:air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.


In Europe they'd just up and leave.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:09 pm

Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.


In Europe they'd just up and leave.


if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:51 pm

tipper wrote:if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

And aint that gonna be a treat later today with this humidity?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:06 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

And aint that gonna be a treat later today with this humidity?


Isn’t it like that anyway?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:27 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:04 am

Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:51 am

Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Whereabouts?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:04 am

Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Hate to stereotype but Asian?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:05 am

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Whereabouts?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:06 am

Jim05 wrote:
Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Hate to stereotype but Asian?


I don't know but I'm willing to guess you'd be on or around the money.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:13 am

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I don't know but I'm willing to guess you'd be on or around the money.

Given where he lives narrows it down too.

They are f******* ruthless and play the "I don't speak Engrish" card.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:39 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
They are f******* ruthless and play the "I don't speak Engrish" card.


Luckily an interpreter is only a phone call away :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:45 pm

So older Junior Jase has been talking up how.much bigger, stronger and faster he is than me these days and he was needling me so much that Australia Day we had a sprint from one end of the.local oval to the other...

Now he's a couple of inches taller than me and he's a wirey BUGGER so he's got me in the strength area as well but there is no way he's faster than me...

Mrs Jase just shook her head and we started the race... Junior was a yard ahead of me after 50m but I hadn't tuned the jets on, hit the gas and bang bang, both Hammies have near exploded...

Mrs Jase looked at me, rounded up the kids and walked home...

I had to shuffle the 600m home, Mrs did come.and pick me up half way home, gave me the frozen peas and then just quietly sniggered as she messaged her friends about he idiot husband...

This is me yesterday...

Stupid old age... :)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:58 pm

sorry, but i did giggle just a little :lol:

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend ;)

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:13 pm

Footy Chick wrote:sorry, but i did giggle just a little [emoji38]

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend ;)

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)
Yeah it was either this topic or things that make you laugh... so laugh away...

Dont worry it might not be a race but no doubt I'll hurt myself doing something else stupid...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:06 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)


He won't be doing anything in a hurry for a while.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:46 am

Jase wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:sorry, but i did giggle just a little [emoji38]

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend ;)

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)
Yeah it was either this topic or things that make you laugh... so laugh away...

Dont worry it might not be a race but no doubt I'll hurt myself doing something else stupid...

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If it's any consolation, I did also say ouch as well, doing one is bad enough but both would be terrible!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:26 pm

I dont think I've ever heard of two hammys going at once...my god
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:17 pm

MW wrote:I dont think I've ever heard of two hammys going at once...my god


Wasn't overly cool....

Much better today, the colour is coming out more but not so much pain, just a dull ache until I over stretch or step wrong and there is a sharp reminder that I am a complete idiot...

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