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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:39 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work has a heater on under her desk.

Got home last night to find the eldest had turned on the RC A/C to heat the whole house, because she personally was a little bit chilly.

Five minutes later I finished berating her. Then I turned off the A/C; I figure I'd heated her up enough.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:43 am

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work has a heater on under her desk.

Got home last night to find the eldest had turned on the RC A/C to heat the whole house, because she personally was a little bit chilly.

Not a fan?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:45 am

Makes you wonder how often it's on when you are out.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:51 am

Magellan wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work has a heater on under her desk.

Got home last night to find the eldest had turned on the RC A/C to heat the whole house, because she personally was a little bit chilly.

Not a fan?

No. When I discovered what she'd done I just had to vent.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:58 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:11 am

This site is so edumecational
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:21 am

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work has a heater on under her desk.

Got home last night to find the eldest had turned on the RC A/C to heat the whole house, because she personally was a little bit chilly.

Five minutes later I finished berating her. Then I turned off the A/C; I figure I'd heated her up enough.

We've had my step-son and his missus living with us for the past few months, I got home from work one day a couple of weeks ago when it was 40+ and the air-con was flapping it's snatch out but all the windows were left wide open blowing the hot wind inside, and every door inside was open including the toilet, bathroom and even the garage.

Needless to say I just shook my head, turned around and went straight to the pub.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:25 am

Booney wrote:The chick in Melbourne on Sunday at the Australia Day protests with the sign "James Cook's a c***"

1, that's a possessive apostrophe, so it appears Mr Cook owns a c***

2, January 26 marks the day Captain Arthur Phillip arrived into Botany Bay. So there's that.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:10 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:We've had my step-son and his missus living with us for the past few months, I got home from work one day a couple of weeks ago when it was 40+ and the air-con was flapping it's snatch out but all the windows were left wide open blowing the hot wind inside, and every door inside was open including the toilet, bathroom and even the garage.

Needless to say I just shook my head, turned around and went straight to the pub.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:18 am

Brilliant.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:52 am

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Is that a superbowl ad?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:13 am

People :

BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti..

Let’s hope he’s cured with one shot!!.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:37 am

I was saying to a chick at work that this month sucks as we work a day for free being a leap year.

She comes back to me a few minutes later and says "it turns out that we don't, the 29th is a Saturday".

FWIW, she is blonde.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:00 am

Straya!

An Australian couple quarantined on a cruise ship due to the deadly coronavirus kept the party flowing by getting a drone to deliver wine straight to their cabin.

Jan and Dave Binskin, from Queensland, have chronicled their journey of boredom and booze while stranded on the Diamond Princess ship off the coast of Tokyo for the past week.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:25 pm

Booney taking task with his clubs legend, the game record holder on twitter..... :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:02 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Booney taking task with his clubs legend, the game record holder on twitter..... :lol:

can you post it?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:36 pm

Not without giving away my identity. 8)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:39 pm

I won't share it, but just think if you thought the infighting with Liberals and Nats was bad, this is next level!!! No united front down at Alberton....[emoji3][emoji3] just Kane taking pot shots from the bowling club....

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