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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:10 am

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:30 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:41 am

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.


That's the bit between a womans hips and tits.

It's a waste because they could have put another set of tits there.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:50 am

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.


That's the bit between a womans hips and tits.

It's a waste because they could have put another set of tits there.

So they were on the right track in 'Total Recall.'

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:47 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.

Sure was, I was watching on in disbelief.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:48 pm

Had a quote a couple weeks ago for a joint in Barton Tce North Adelaide overlooking the parklands. Was a blokes rental while he lives (as he told me) top floor of a Gold Coast apartment. Wanted a paved courtyard using an expensive stone product.
Do you want it sealed?
Of course it's in an exclusive area.
You'll need a council permit for us to work there.
You work it out I'm busy.
Yeah ok, all up excavate, new sub base, damp proof treatment, permit, supply all materials & labour 4.5k.

Week later,
Can you make it cheaper?
Sure, cheaper product, no sealant & a garden bed around the edges.
Well it is a rental, I'm not paying that.
Sure, go with something cheaper, 3.5k will do it.

This arvo.
Can you get it down to 2.5k?
No but I'm sure that one of your great great grandfathers employees who picked his cotton would no doubt be approachable.

He rang & called me a greedy unscrupulous typical tradesman.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:30 pm

I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:31 pm

Spargo wrote:I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:37 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Spargo wrote:I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...
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Lol, funnily enough in the same vicinity where I occasionally see him only this was this arvo, not the morning.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:45 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.


It's almost as bad as folks who over-cook their steak.

I'm a rare to medium-rare kind of guy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Feb 28, 2020 2:43 am

Spargo wrote:I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:22 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:27 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.


It's almost as bad as folks who over-cook their steak.

I'm a rare to medium-rare kind of guy.


It's the only way, if it's a good cut I even slice a bit off before it even goes in the frying pan.

Speaking of which, I take it you'd frequent Crestline for your meat?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:42 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.


It's almost as bad as folks who over-cook their steak.

I'm a rare to medium-rare kind of guy.


It's the only way, if it's a good cut I even slice a bit off before it even goes in the frying pan.

Speaking of which, I take it you'd frequent Crestline for your meat?


I actually go to The Butcher's Secret at Angle Vale.

They're my Player Sponsor, and their meats are awesome.

I generally use my George Foreman to cook my steak; 3 1/2 minutes for a decently thick porterhouse usually does the trick.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:14 am

Failed Creation wrote:
I actually go to The Butcher's Secret at Angle Vale.

They're my Player Sponsor, and their meats are awesome.

I generally use my George Foreman to cook my steak; 3 1/2 minutes for a decently thick porterhouse usually does the trick.

I shall try them out, Crestline have great Rib-Eye and Scotch Fillet specials but I usually go to Specialty Foods in Thebarton for most.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:02 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
I actually go to The Butcher's Secret at Angle Vale.

They're my Player Sponsor, and their meats are awesome.

I generally use my George Foreman to cook my steak; 3 1/2 minutes for a decently thick porterhouse usually does the trick.

I shall try them out, Crestline have great Rib-Eye and Scotch Fillet specials but I usually go to Specialty Foods in Thebarton for most.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:11 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Spargo wrote:I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...
Booney???


I'm actually quite disappointed you think I'd run with something so lowbrow.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:40 am

Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Spargo wrote:I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...
Booney???


I'm actually quite disappointed you think I'd run with something so lowbrow.

I have some 2020 Back2Back stickers if anyone wants some? They came when I ordered the T shirts.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:44 am

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Spargo wrote:I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...
Booney???


I'm actually quite disappointed you think I'd run with something so lowbrow.

I have some 2020 Back2Back stickers if anyone wants some? They came when I ordered the T shirts.



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