Things that make you laugh

[woodublieve12]

literally none of the symptons suggests that you need toilet paper... Laughable

[Footy Chick]

I know, i'd semi understand if toilet paper was made in china and we weren't going to get any delivered for a couple of months - but it's made in Millicent, FFS!

The even funnier thing is people stock buying long life milk.

As far as I know, cows cant get corona virus, what's wrong with the normal stuff?

[MW]

I know, i'd semi understand if toilet paper was made in china and we weren't going to get any delivered for a couple of months - but it's made in Millicent, FFS!

The even funnier thing is people stock buying long life milk.

As far as I know, cows cant get corona virus, what's wrong with the normal stuff?

I think people are stock piling thinking there will be a quarantine enforced Australia wide where you cannot leave your house

[Pseudo]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/ ... e/12027262

[HH3]

I know, i'd semi understand if toilet paper was made in china and we weren't going to get any delivered for a couple of months - but it's made in Millicent, FFS!

The even funnier thing is people stock buying long life milk.

As far as I know, cows cant get corona virus, what's wrong with the normal stuff? [emoji38]

The TPs made in Millicent, but the paper mills are in China.

Having said that, it looks like a small number of people are buying lot of TP and will just be sitting on it for a while. We've had a huge spike in the last two days, but its a few customers buying a shitload.

I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.

Also have two other suppliers that I can fall back on if people dont settle the f**k down.

Its annoying, but its good for bidness.

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[am Bays]

I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.

F*** that's a bit extreme isn't it....

[Booney]

I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.

F*** that's a bit extreme isn't it....

He's got a nice big shed.

[HH3]

I just got a delivery of 12 pallets of Kimberly Clark, so Im set.

F*** that's a bit extreme isn't it....

Not when youre a distributor and idiots are buying it by the trolley load.

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[LMA]

Down to 5 rolls, should I be worried I won't be able to get any. Have 2 Foodlands, 1 Coles and an Aldi nearby.

[Pseudo]

This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!

[amber_fluid]

This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!

I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.

[LMA]

This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!

I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.

You'll struggle to find The Advertiser this time of day anyway.

[amber_fluid]

This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!

I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.

You'll struggle to find The Advertiser this time of day anyway.

Do they still print the Westside messenger?

[LMA]

This evening the Drakes on Marion road Ascot park had a sandwich board out front, proudly exclaiming that toilet paper was in stock.

Hurry while it lasts!

I just called in there to get tea.
I didn’t get any shit paper though.

You'll struggle to find The Advertiser this time of day anyway.

Do they still print the Westside messenger?

Dunno, but haven't seen the Portside Messenger for a while

[Footy Chick]

Human Stupidity-19, the virus manifests as people showing symptoms of manic soft paper collection disorder. This may include toilet paper, tissues, soft wipes, serious cases progresses to collecting toothpaste, jars, cans and bottles filled with stuff they don't really need but are driven to shove into shopping trolleys. Medical specialists say there is no cure for Human Stupidity-19, in fact it may have infected people throughout history and experts are going back through records to see when the first case of Human Stupity-19 may have manifest. Some experts have said "good luck" on that one.............

[LMA]

These are the people who think the Army will be patrolling streets marking infected households with an X

[Corona Man]

Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.

[JK]

Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.

Oh no .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time

[Spargo]

Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.

Oh no .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time

Right up there with the bloke in the Chinese restaurant who commented that his chicken was rubbery.
The owner replied, “Haw fank you, we fink it’s rubbery too!”

[JK]

Off to the dentist.... it’s 2.30 after all.

Oh no .. You deserve to go to the dentist after possibly the worst dad joke of all-time

Right up there with the bloke in the Chinese restaurant who commented that his chicken was rubbery.
The owner replied, “Haw fank you, we fink it’s rubbery too!”

Yep, you can go to the dentist too