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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:51 am

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:We're not stockpiling anything, we're not sending baby formula to China. All we've done is ask our staff to be more vigilant with infection control measures here and at home and have asked people visiting our site to sanitise their hands prior to entering the building.

The World Health Organisation has listed their 4 key points, just this morning as :

1- Prepare and be ready.

2 - Detect, protect and treat.

3 - Reduce transmission.

4- Innovate and learn


5- sit back, crack a beer and laugh at the morons fighting over arse paper


What about the arse-clowns attempting to return & get a refund from Woolies for the excess toilet paper they bought :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Mythical Creature » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:11 am

Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:12 am

Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Mythical Creature » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:14 am

Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:14 am

Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:14 am

Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:18 am

whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument

A recession caused by the media. How sad is that.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:22 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:27 am

whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument


I sure do, a 19 and 23 year old, I worry endlessly about their futures and they're both in good jobs.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:30 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:40 am

Booney wrote:
whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument


I sure do, a 19 and 23 year old, I worry endlessly about their futures and they're both in good jobs.

Worry endlessly? Bit overboard maybe ol mate???
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:49 am

Bum Crack wrote:Worry endlessly? Bit overboard maybe ol mate???


I'm not worried about them and coronavirus, lol. :lol:

I worry about their long term financial security, cost of living, housing etc. I would not want to be a late teen / early 20 something trying to buy a house in today's world.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:50 am

Theres never been a better time to take out a loan...only issue is the size of the loan you need to take out!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:52 am

MW wrote:Theres never been a better time to take out a loan...only issue is the size of the loan you need to take out!


Agreed on the loan, it's just getting the $50,000 deposit together so you only have to borrow $400,000...!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:53 am

And just like that Trump has canned all EU flights with the exception of the UK
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:54 am

Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Worry endlessly? Bit overboard maybe ol mate???


I'm not worried about them and coronavirus, lol. :lol:

I worry about their long term financial security, cost of living, housing etc. I would not want to be a late teen / early 20 something trying to buy a house in today's world.

It's better than trying to sell a house atm, a mate of mine is trying to sell his house that he's rented out for 12 years, it's in excellent condition but he wont even get back what he paid for it, soon they'll have no deposit home loans.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:58 am

Jim05 wrote:And just like that Trump has canned all EU flights with the exception of the UK


As of midnight Friday night for 30 days.

That's massive.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:00 pm

Tom Hanks and his missus just tested positive to Caronavirus whilst in Australia. Bloody Yanks lol
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:02 pm

Bum Crack wrote:Tom Hanks and his missus just tested positive to Caronavirus whilst in Australia. Bloody Yanks lol

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:03 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Tom Hanks and his missus just tested positive to Caronavirus whilst in Australia. Bloody Yanks lol

That's "Big"

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