pafc1870 wrote:Im sure of you come up with a chant about how the umpires are cheating in favour of the opposition, the Crow bandwagoners will chant it. You probably wouldn't want to include anything about the rules of the game in the chant, because then no cow bandwagoner will know what you are talking about. And dont mention the SANFL in the chant, most crow supporters wouldnt have heard of it, or thought the competition ceased in 1990. Or forgotten what club they used to 'support'.
If you bag the umpires, talk about Wooded Chardonnay, and discuss 4WDs, most Crow bandwagoners will get involved.
However for the Port supporters ensure the chants only have vowel sounds as they can't quite get their tongues around consonants yet
Also for the one other spectator in the "crowd" make sure you have extra long string for the old tin-can "mobile" phone so he can hear you!!
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!