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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:19 pm

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Jim05 wrote:So Tom Hanks is stranded on a beach with someone called Wilson.
Life imitating art now?

It's actually his wife, they've been married since 1988, at a guess Wilson the soccer ball was named after her.

Pretty sure the ball (Volleyball ball) was Wilson branded..... but whatever.

It was, I worded it way wrong.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:05 pm

If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:46 am

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hope they are ready for a less cordial welcome than usual then
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:55 pm

Following the cancellation of cricket, copping text messages from disgruntled lower grade players blaming me for costing them a premiership :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:59 pm

The Bedge wrote:Following the cancellation of cricket, copping text messages from disgruntled lower grade players blaming me for costing them a premiership :lol: :lol:


May I suggest you string "GET" and "F*CKED" together in your response?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:14 pm

Just turned Foxtel onto the racing channel. The caller at the Menangle trots just explained how the meeting was going ahead behind closed gates with no crowd..... Didn’t know they got a crowd at a Tuesday arvo trots in the Bush!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:35 am

Dear diary,

Silly me. I left the hose on in the pool when I went to bed. I got up at 1am and spent 2 hours bucketing and syphoning water out of the pool.

I'm tired now. I think it's going to be a long day.

Never mind. lol.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:12 am

Booney wrote:Dear diary,

Silly me. I left the hose on in the pool when I went to bed. I got up at 1am and spent 2 hours bucketing and syphoning water out of the pool.

I'm tired now. I think it's going to be a long day.

Never mind. lol.


Why not the pump?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:44 am

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Booney wrote:Dear diary,

Silly me. I left the hose on in the pool when I went to bed. I got up at 1am and spent 2 hours bucketing and syphoning water out of the pool.

I'm tired now. I think it's going to be a long day.

Never mind. lol.


Why not the pump?


Well, there's a valve to open up to pump out....but.....as I've never made this mistake before I don't have a 50mm hose to connect to it and run into the waste or out onto the street. If I just opened it up and blasted water out it would just run back into the pool.

I'll be getting one today.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Trader » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:00 am

Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:04 am

Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:21 am

Booney wrote:
Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


Can you not just gradually backwash the water out. Obviously the water will have chem in it which could be an issue.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:22 am

whufc wrote:
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Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


Can you not just gradually backwash the water out. Obviously the water will have chem in it which could be an issue.


Without a hose ( of some 50mmØ that I don't yet have ) the back wash would run back into the pool.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:31 am

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Booney wrote:
Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


Can you not just gradually backwash the water out. Obviously the water will have chem in it which could be an issue.


Without a hose ( of some 50mmØ that I don't yet have ) the back wash would run back into the pool.


With the sun out the next few days you should lose a few mils each day through condensation.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:32 am

Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:39 am

Booney wrote:Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D

Surely you’d need to fill it again after a few bombs?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:45 am

Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D

Surely you’d need to fill it again after a few bombs?

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