Things that make you laugh

[cracka]

Letterkenny

What season are you up to.
Apparently there's going to be a Shoresy spin-off

I just watch 4-5 minute scenes online ATM (not much tv time at home)
Funniest stuff I’ve seen in ages.

SBS have the full episodes but are only up to season 5 I think. They've just started filming season 10.

[Wedgie]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

[Vamos]

Letterkenny

Wayne looks a bit like Tom Jonas I reckon

[Smashed Crab]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones Next time photo's or we all call BS

[Wedgie]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark.
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.

[amber_fluid]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark.
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.

Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

[Spargo]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark.
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.

Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

#amberontheprowl

[Wedgie]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark.
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.

Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

Ironically the only person that was over 100kgs or 50 or over there was me!
Maybe the band (which had 2 chicks as lead singers) had a following.
They weren't bad actually but a sound engineer is definately needed in that bar!

[The Dark Knight]

Was going to see a band locally with the missus but that fell through so we headed down to Semaphore to see another band.
The missus wasn't aware of Semaphore's reputation and said to me a single guy would be laughing here as there's so many hot chicks and buggerall guys.
I then told her what the demographic of Semaphore is and had a giggle.

Not that I'm on the prowl but there is a lot of wasted very attractive ladies down here!

Why do I only ever see the larger, older, hairy lesbians when I walk down the street? I never see the hot ones [emoji38] [emoji38] Next time photo's or we all call BS

I used to think that but one of the Semaphore locals worked with me for a while and she was stunning, ratio of good lookers to ordinary was at least 80/20 in the Fed last night, I don't think I was that pissed, mind you the room was dark. [emoji38]
Didn't have a bad meal there too, was a good night, I think.

Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.

[Booney]

Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.

It's Semaphores version of the Woolshed, you've found yourself there after a long day / night and although you enjoy it you wonder how you ended up there.

[Lightning McQueen]

Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

#amberontheprowl

Releasing some of amber's fluid.

[Lightning McQueen]

Been the Fed a few times and never seem a chick under 100kg or 50 years of age or both

I should be in with half a chance then.

[The Dark Knight]

Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.

It's Semaphores version of the Woolshed, you've found yourself there after a long day / night and although you enjoy it you wonder how you ended up there.

You literally described my thoughts on my Bucks day. Had it on the Sunday on the March long weekend, started early and we were at Pirate Life until late then somehow ended up at the Fed. It was packed there and I think I remember the band being good and yes I did wonder the next day how we ended up there.

[Vamos]

Whilst the Fed is a good part of the Semaphore circuit I can confirm this as a true statement haha.

It's Semaphores version of the Woolshed, you've found yourself there after a long day / night and although you enjoy it you wonder how you ended up there.

You literally described my thoughts on my Bucks day. Had it on the Sunday on the March long weekend, started early and we were at Pirate Life until late then somehow ended up at the Fed. It was packed there and I think I remember the band being good and yes I did wonder the next day how we ended up there.

Go to the Fed for a Thursday night Karaoke, there's an intellectually challenged group that go regularly. Makes your ears bleed but the effort and passion is hats off stuff, very courageous.

[Dutchy]

Fitting Postecoglou into a song

[MW]

I had a can of Guinness explode on me a few weeks ago. Beer everywhere! Anyway long story short, I fed this back to Dan Murphys and they asked me to return the can for a refund. Be f...ked if I am going to Dan Murphys for one can of beer, so told them to leave it. Turns out they've sent me a gift voucher as goodwill, for the value of $22.49! Odd number I thought, so asked what that was about. "Well sending you a gift voucher for $5.89 for one can of Guinness was a bit weird so we rounded it to a 6 pack".

[Booney]

I had a can of Guinness explode on me a few weeks ago. Beer everywhere! Anyway long story short, I fed this back to Dan Murphys and they asked me to return the can for a refund. Be f...ked if I am going to Dan Murphys for one can of beer, so told them to leave it. Turns out they've sent me a gift voucher as goodwill, for the value of $22.49! Odd number I thought, so asked what that was about. "Well sending you a gift voucher for $5.89 for one can of Guinness was a bit weird so we rounded it to a 6 pack".

Bugger me, that's unbelievable, I'm just about to have a can of Guinness I brought at Dan Murphys explode all over me!

Least I know what to do now.

[MW]

I had a can of Guinness explode on me a few weeks ago. Beer everywhere! Anyway long story short, I fed this back to Dan Murphys and they asked me to return the can for a refund. Be f...ked if I am going to Dan Murphys for one can of beer, so told them to leave it. Turns out they've sent me a gift voucher as goodwill, for the value of $22.49! Odd number I thought, so asked what that was about. "Well sending you a gift voucher for $5.89 for one can of Guinness was a bit weird so we rounded it to a 6 pack".

Bugger me, that's unbelievable, I'm just about to have a can of Guinness I brought at Dan Murphys explode all over me!

Least I know what to do now.

All I wanted them to know what is happened so they can feed back to the supplier but I'll take the voucher! I kid you not, I found Guinness metres away from the explosion zone. F..ker packed a punch.
They asked if I could return the remaining cans...LOL impossible they've already been processed...

[mighty_tiger_79]

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[MW]

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