Things that make you laugh

[tipper]

Seen the chick across the road trying to cram shit into her bin the other night so I went over and said "Hey, I've noticed your bin is always overflowing, I'm lucky if I fill quarter of mine, you can top mine up with your rubbish on collection days if you want"

She replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you seen me putting rubbish in your bin, I have 4 kids and our bin just isn't big enough"

"No, I hadn't noticed, but it's all good, no drama's my end".

Single mum of 4?

That sort of shit is why I am renting atm.

To be closer to single mums?

allows more flexibility...

[Lightning McQueen]

To be closer to single mums?

They're single for a reason. Anyone can pretend to be nice for a few months to reel you in!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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[Spargo]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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And she got a yellow card for doing it!

[Lightning McQueen]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Why did the security guard usher him off? No attempt to apprehend, you watch a spate of idiots will now do it, should've dropped his knee on his jaw.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Why did the security guard usher him off? No attempt to apprehend, you watch a spate of idiots will now do it, should've dropped his knee on his jaw.

after Kerr dumped the dickhead security started to break into a jog...

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[Lightning McQueen]

after Kerr dumped the dickhead security started to break into a jog...

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He basically pushed him along and told him to get off the pitch once he got up.

[carey]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Imagine if the genders were reversed in this situation, the bloke would be hung and then stoned to death.

[Vamos]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Imagine if the genders were reversed in this situation, the bloke would be hung and then stoned to death.

Unless it was Mouncey on the receiving end, the poor bloke would be in a coma for a week.

[king neptune]

The Sam Kerr hip n shoulder on a pitch invader.
Showing security how its done. And that security made Weslo look efficient

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Imagine if the genders were reversed in this situation, the bloke would be hung and then stoned to death.

Unless it was Mouncey on the receiving end, the poor bloke would be in a coma for a week.

What about the bloke bumping him though?

[Booney]

If you don't laugh, you'll cry...

In a well publicised event a cat made it's way into our house while I was on a work trip a few years ago, unauthorized but here nonetheless. Granted, I've grown quite fond of the critter, he did however stay in our house when the daughter moved out about a year ago. I became a cat owner.

Well, I'm here to report the daughter has moved back home. Good news, you say? It is ( Sort of, busted up with the young fellow, so not all good ) and it isn't. 5 weeks ago she adopted Gigi, the 5 year old Frenchie. Which, obviously, means I now have a 5 year old Frenchie called f*cking Gigi.

[DOC]

You will fit in with the Alberton crowd beautifully now.

[Booney]

You will fit in with the Alberton crowd beautifully now.

All wharfies have them.

[Wedgie]

Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it.

[Booney]

Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it.

Let the good times roll.

[Booney]

Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.

A swipe across the nose normally does the trick for the puddycat

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[Booney]

Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.

A swipe across the nose normally does the trick for the puddycat

It doesn't have a nose.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Update #1

The cat doesn't like the dog. The cat has made his feelings clear. The dog is too stupid to read the signs.

A swipe across the nose normally does the trick for the puddycat

It doesn't have a nose.

It might lose an eye then...
Atleast you have company for the week.

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[tipper]

Cute, but needs a pink bow for when you walk it.

walk it? i see him more like this to be honest