Things that give you the sh1ts

[Brodlach]

Got up and went for a walk, well, hobble, this morning after some interesting moments in the middle of the night when both calves cramped up at the same time.

sounds like you're either dehydrated or low on electrolytes mate especially if you are increasing your exercise

Booney dehydrated

[The Bedge]

Young lad I know tried to start his own gardening business end of last year.. thought I'd try and help him out by getting him to do my gardens.

Two weeks he's come up with an excuse every day why he couldn't come, I was getting a little annoyed, he tried to smooth it over by apologising and saying he'd look after the price..... finally rocked up today, spent a total of 57 minutes at my house.. and sent me the bill for $230.00

[Booney]

Young lad I know tried to start his own gardening business end of last year.. thought I'd try and help him out by getting him to do my gardens.

Two weeks he's come up with an excuse every day why he couldn't come, I was getting a little annoyed, he tried to smooth it over by apologising and saying he'd look after the price..... finally rocked up today, spent a total of 57 minutes at my house.. and sent me the bill for $230.00

Just leave it mate.

[Brodlach]

Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

[The Bedge]

Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick

[Lightning McQueen]

Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick

It might be his hoe.

[The Bedge]

It might be his hoe.

Getting laid on tick, using me to fix his debts?

[Brodlach]

Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick

I’ll do it next month for $150

[MW]

Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick

It might be his hoe.

I'm not cutting his grass

[mighty_tiger_79]

Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick

It might be his hoe.

I'm not cutting his grass

just look after the edges perhaps??

[Footy Chick]

Bedge's Edges?

That's a good name for a business

[whufc]

It might be his hoe.

Getting laid on tick, using me to fix his debts?

I don't know what's funnier that he's too lazy to get it paid to his account and then he just pays her or the fact he doesn't care that you know about his little debt problem.

[gadj1976]

It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.

[whufc]

It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.

Bloody hate agressive drivers towards L platers.

We were all one once and like you said in general you are cost 5 seconds of your time.

[Kahuna]

It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.

I taught a young un to drive a manual. She was doing very well after a bit of a shaky start. Started in a car park and progressed to driving in traffic after she had mastered starting and stopping smoothly. After about a dozen outings we too came upon a busy roundabout where she got a bit flustered and basically dropped her bundle after enduring abuse and continual horn blowing from the car behind. Ended up we swapped over and I took over the driving. While doing so I offered some advice to the moll behind us which only served to enrage her more. She was about 20. P Plater. Thought she may of had some empathy but more likely she had some ice.

[Corona Man]

When Moises bats like Junior was selecting and thought he could bat.

[stan]

It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.

Bloody hate agressive drivers towards L platers.

We were all one once and like you said in general you are cost 5 seconds of your time.

SA Drivers are extremely aggressive and dopey at the same time.

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[Bum Crack]

Just got my results back and I've got Ross River Virus. Spent last two weeks feeling like I have gout in every joint in my body. Wouldn't wish it upon anyone. Started my new job today as well but at least I can walk today. Hopefully I'm over the worst of it but it can drag on for over a year.

[Booney]

Just got my results back and I've got Ross River Virus. Spent last two weeks feeling like I have gout in every joint in my body. Wouldn't wish it upon anyone. Started my new job today as well but at least I can walk today. Hopefully I'm over the worst of it but it can drag on for over a year.

Shit mate, hope you shake it off quick smart.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Just got my results back and I've got Ross River Virus. Spent last two weeks feeling like I have gout in every joint in my body. Wouldn't wish it upon anyone. Started my new job today as well but at least I can walk today. Hopefully I'm over the worst of it but it can drag on for over a year.

bloody hell, bad timing
hopefully a speedy recovery and good luck in the new job